The kids call this "a shocker"
The Man | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 11:05 am | #

I said "Bring me another fifth!"
atomicpossum | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 11:46 am | #

I just pushed my door open, and got the h*ll out of there!
Battle Hymn of the Republic | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 11:46 am | #

Can you believe, it only took me 5 days to sober up?
Rush Crush | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 11:47 am | #

"And on the fourth try I finally spit out, 'Barak Obama.'"
Joe 6-Pack | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 11:50 am | #

Holy sinking Oldsmobiles Teddy bourbon is not a breakfast beverage
atomicpossum | 01.14.05 - 12:02 pm | #

Ted Kennedy indicating the number of day s he has shown up for work in the Senate sober.
Busywhiskers | 01.14.05 - 12:04 pm | #

"No, really! I left her in the car and they re-elected me 5 more times?"
rckyracoco | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 12:04 pm | #

If you think the one about my nephew's trial is funny, what until you hear the one about when I drove off a bridge!
TGO | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 12:11 pm | #

Four brain cells left
satchmodog9 | 01.14.05 - 12:18 pm | #

Barkeep, make mine a quintuple.
Yard Stick | 01.14.05 - 12:41 pm | #

"What, was my hand cold?"
Yaelle | 01.14.05 - 1:06 pm | #

Yes it's true....I can drive and grope a woman at the same time. How's about a ride mam?
Arpege92 | 01.14.05 - 1:07 pm | #

"You have only 4 burka's for the whole week?!!!!"
Martha | 01.14.05 - 2:03 pm | #

I had 4, see 4, shots before diving home that night.

Alt : After leaving her in the car, I ad to walk 4 WHOLE MILES to get help ... for myself, that is.


/TJ
TJ | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 3:49 pm | #

"I'm not a racist. Aa haave at least faave of 'em working for me in the kitchen alone! Hic."
Joe C. | 01.14.05 - 4:22 pm | #

My vote is for 'the shocker'. Brilliant. Hahahahaha.
nn | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 5:39 pm | #

"Barkeep! Five rounds of Chivas! Will you two be having anything?"
Shawn | 01.15.05 - 7:37 am | #

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-TOX)
Charles Henrickson | 01.15.05 - 11:22 pm | #

And the cop said "Walk a straight line and say the alphabet backwards"....I said 4,3,2,1
Archie Bunker on steroids | Homepage | 01.15.05 - 11:23 pm | #

"Five bottles of beer on the wall. *Hic* Five Bottels of beeer! You take one down *Hic* pass it around. Five Bottles of beer on the wall!"
GOP and College | Homepage | 01.16.05 - 1:46 am | #

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
The Man | 01.17.05 - 7:30 am | #

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RED | Homepage | 01.17.05 - 12:34 pm | #

This evenings Ted Kennedy News Conference is sponsered by :

" CAR and DIVER "
Patrick Deck | 02.28.05 - 8:07 pm | #