In accordance to Megan's Law, Ms. Clinton went door-to-door in Chappaqua, NY letting the residents know was moving into town.
The Man | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 9:25 am | #

(You're no longer AWOL, you have my leave...)

"Yes, that's him! That's the man I've been having an affair with."
Since moving to stuffy Cappaqua, former President Clinton has encountered slim pickings—and decided to turn those lemons into lemonade.
Brian | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 1:25 pm | #

"You know, we don't like to refer it as to euthanasia; we prefer "321st trimester abortion."
Damian G. | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 6:03 pm | #

"And best of all, if you take him off my hands, there's an extra serving of kidney mush in it for you!"
Damian G. | Homepage | 07.22.05 - 6:05 pm | #

And this son-of-a-bitch here...
jimmyb | Homepage | 07.23.05 - 12:26 am | #

I remember him. He's the one that told me it's better without my false teeth.
GOP and College | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 11:41 am | #

"That's my Klein."
William | Homepage | 07.24.05 - 3:48 pm | #