So like, really, who gets the better deal here? If this works out, I'll trade half a parrot and a dead raccoon for Paris Hilton...
Hector Vex | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 12:45 pm | #

is that half a live parrot?
Brian | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 12:50 pm | #

I always thought Chelsea looked like a goat.
The Man | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 1:28 pm | #

Now that's not right. She's fabulous (if you realize how ugly her parents are)! She should look like a cave troll. Of course, in ten years she's gonna have Hillary's "cankles."
Shawn | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 4:23 pm | #

She had a very awkward stage when Bill first entered the White House...she looked like a goat.
The Man | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 4:48 pm | #

If it weren't for the family relation (too close to her mother) Bill would still do her...
Brian | Homepage | 07.26.05 - 5:05 pm | #

Bill's first response was, "Are the goats Hot lookin'?"

His second was, "What about the cows?"
Gary | 07.27.05 - 6:51 pm | #

Is that a good deal in Arkansas?
The Man | Homepage | 07.28.05 - 7:11 am | #

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is trying to get married to Chelsea Clinton if he succeeds he will be like Emmanuel Rodriguez, also known as Emmanuel Driggers a black man from Angola married to Elizabeth a white woman.
V.E.G. | 08.15.08 - 1:53 pm | #