"I think... I'm having... a stroke..."
RFTR | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:01 pm | #

Pelosi shows how to put the "moron" in Oxymoron
The Man | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:11 pm | #

"So what if there's only one bad republican for every four democrat criminals. We're the good people!
GOP and College | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:27 pm | #

You cannot use the following people to say that Democrats have no right to talk about corrupt politics:
1) Clarence Norman
2) Bill and Hillary Clinton
3) Ted Kennedy
4) Any Chicago area politican from any era
5) Mayor Ray Nagin
6) Gov. Blanco.... Hey, stop scrolling the damn teleprompter so fast. We've got a captive audience and I want to make sure I get my point across...
lawhawk | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:37 pm | #

Oxymoron: Democratic Ideas
The Man | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:59 pm | #

Let's get this straight: I am not worth "one" hundred million dollars, I am only worth $92 million.
Pam | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 12:59 pm | #

"Democratic Leadership" is listed on Oxymoronlist.com
The Man | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 4:16 pm | #

The real irony is the fact that an American flag is within a few feet of a Communist like Nancy Pelosi.
Damian G. | Homepage | 09.30.05 - 6:30 pm | #

Must remember to follow teleprompter and put up index finger. Index finger. Good. Done that. On to my next emote.
chsw | 09.30.05 - 9:46 pm | #

Vote us back into power and this ugly flag - symbol of oppression and imperialism that it is - will be replaced by a simple, plain white one!
Mr. Right | Homepage | 10.01.05 - 12:32 am | #

Supplement to Mr. Right's post: We are already in negotiations with the French--they have agreed to adopt a common flag, to show our unity.
RFTR | Homepage | 10.01.05 - 1:00 am | #

Public Service Announcement:
Remember your annual proctology exam.
Rodney Dill | 10.01.05 - 10:28 am | #

The applause was overwhelming as Pelosi announces, "I'd like to say one last thing."
Rodney Dill | 10.01.05 - 10:29 am | #

We've helped this many people in the last 40 plus years.
We just need one more chance!
jimmyb | Homepage | 10.01.05 - 1:04 pm | #

Yes, friends, using nothing but this finger and my pie hole, I will show you how to make the sound of a cork popping out of a champaigne bottle.
D. Carter | 10.01.05 - 8:17 pm | #

"You just hide the light under a bushel, here let me show you. Don't let it shine."
spacemonkey | Homepage | 10.01.05 - 11:19 pm | #

"I did not have sex with that woman..."
RFTR | Homepage | 10.02.05 - 1:56 pm | #

"That's correct. Only ONE MAN has the cojones to be the next President of the United States. And that ONE MAN is . . . Hillary Clinton!"
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 10.02.05 - 4:14 pm | #

"Read my lips: No new ideas."
Damian G. | Homepage | 10.02.05 - 7:42 pm | #