GOP and the City Comments
"Whatever we are here for today...I blame the Joooooos"
1) That thing growing out the back of my head? That's just the mothership.
2) Elvis? He ain't dead. He just went home.
3) Hey, as long as Cindy Sheehan is out there, I'm not the dumbest conspiracy theorist nutbar on the market today. But I'm about to change that with my latest campaign... which I'll reveal at the time and place of my choosing...
"All your press are belong to us."
-or-
"All your propaganda are belong to us"
"I's jus' one ka-razy Moslem!"
"I have manipulated the flag to show only sixteen stars. This is a representation of the remaining brain cells I currently control."
(I'm picturing Wyatt sitting at his computer, counting the stars on the flag...)
My good friend Jesse says there's a class action suit against FEMA, so I's wearing my class action suit. Cuz I's here to get me some class action. Where's da $500-a-night hookers?
I am here to represent the poor, as long as they don't get too close to me with their smelly clothes.
"Excuse me you're the press?? You mean you're not dry cleaners??? I guess my million man martinizing speech isn't going to fly here...damn and I wore this bitchin' suit. Note to self, FIRE MY AGENT"
This little light of mine...
And here is the number of people that find me credible!
"Why do I have this combover like a bald honky?"
chsw
Pay no attention to that cracker behind the flag.
You made him a sleastack! Thats hillarious.
Commenting by HaloScan
