I'm a cut and run Democrat, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
PCD | 01.06.06 - 11:47 am | #

What do you mean "Chesty Puller disagrees with me? Chesty Puller can eat my cowardly, crap filled shorts!"
PCD | 01.06.06 - 11:48 am | #

Murtha plays the Kerry card:

How dare you question ME!?
I was in Viet Nam!
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.06.06 - 12:01 pm | #

You think the military is even going to be allowed spitballs when I get through with them. What do they think they are, taking out hostile regimes?
PCD | 01.06.06 - 1:03 pm | #

Dial M for Murtha
Rodney Dill | 01.06.06 - 1:27 pm | #

If you think I'm going to stand here and be rational, you have another think coming!
PCD | 01.06.06 - 2:41 pm | #

There's only one man, who would DARE give me the raspberry.


LONESTAR!
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.06.06 - 2:57 pm | #

How dare you question my patriotism!

I used to be an American too.
BC | 01.06.06 - 3:01 pm | #

Ted Kennedy's prostate exam is cut short as Murtha calls for early pullout.
Joe Mama | 01.06.06 - 3:17 pm | #

OOOHHHH! Props to Joe Mama! I know when I'm beat.
PCD | 01.06.06 - 3:27 pm | #

Pull my finger!
Jacob | Homepage | 01.06.06 - 4:57 pm | #

"Darn you whippersnappers! Who threw that?"

"Semper Fi? What does that mean?"

"Hey Sonny... aren't you supposed to use this finger when you point?"
Troll | 01.06.06 - 7:59 pm | #

1) You think Tony Danza gives a donkey punch? You ain't seen nothing yet! (crude and obscene - sure, but The Man brought it on himself).

2) I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

3) Speak softly and carry a big Murtha I always say.
lawhawk | Homepage | 01.06.06 - 9:37 pm | #

No, I would not enlist in the military today; they don't make desert-cammy Depends!
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.06.06 - 11:52 pm | #

"SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS! AND YOU'RE HEAD'S ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!"
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 1:28 am | #

Yes I saw Brokeback Mountain with Teddy Kennedy, wanna make something of it?"
Rodney Dill | 01.07.06 - 1:08 pm | #

You don't think I'm still a rock-hard Marine?? You oughtta feel my prostate!
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 2:40 pm | #

Heavens to Murthatroid
Rodney Dill | 01.07.06 - 3:56 pm | #

"Now bend over."
RFTR | Homepage | 01.07.06 - 5:42 pm | #

Ever since that proctologist stuffed his finger up my butt I haven't been able to say anything except "pull out".
SGT Parabellum | Homepage | 01.08.06 - 2:18 pm | #

What do you mean that I've been able to count all the polyps in my colon?? DO YOU THINK I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY A** OR SOMETHING???
PCD | 01.09.06 - 7:54 am | #

Thanks, Man.
Rodney Dill | 01.09.06 - 10:29 pm | #

I can't believe Troll didn't make it in the top 10 with:

"Darn you whippersnappers! Who threw that?"

"Semper Fi? What does that mean?"

"Hey Sonny... aren't you supposed to use this finger when you point?"

My favorites were #10, #6 & #2.

Funny stuff! I needed a laugh.

Thanks to PCD for letting me know this going on.
Amy Proctor | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 11:12 am | #

Thanks for stopping by Amy. "Troll" has been in the top 10 in past weeks.
the man | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 5:11 pm | #