Kennedy: "Ah...the above display...ah...*hick*..ah..is a list of...*hick*...ah...my qualifi...quaklifi...ah...*hick*..REASONS for why I....*hick*...can lecture republicans...ah...on eth*hick*s."
Viking | 01.13.06 - 12:08 pm | #

Objectioners under sign are drunker than they appear.
Rodney Dill | 01.13.06 - 12:10 pm | #

I'm betting Teddy wishes he could make his own slate blank as readily as the first photoshop entry.
Rodney Dill | 01.13.06 - 12:13 pm | #

In a shocking turn of events today during the confirmation hearings of Judge Samuel Alito, intern Stephanie "the Guillotine" Parker dropped a surprisingly sharp display board, lopping Senator Kennedy's head right off.
G&R | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 12:25 pm | #

Senator Kennedy: "Ah! Ah, can someone read and make sense to me what this sign is supposed to mean?"
PCD | 01.13.06 - 1:24 pm | #

Ted: "I'm only going to say this one more time... the fish I caught with my bumper was this big, I swear. Why doesn't anyone believe me?"
Renee | 01.13.06 - 1:24 pm | #

Sen. Kennedy, "Judge Alito, you are being so unfair! Why can't you say something incredibly stupid like I do all the time so that we can destroy you here and now?"
PCD | 01.13.06 - 1:25 pm | #

Sen. Kennedy, "Has anyone seen my bottle of Chevas Regal? If I don't have it, I'll just have to leave and find another one."
PCD | 01.13.06 - 1:26 pm | #

Senator Kennedy, realizing Democrats can only conceptualize ideas reduced to bumper-sticker slogans, unveils his new jumbo sticker for complex issues.

(It didn't work...)
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 2:48 pm | #

That Feinstein pic is classic!
jimmyb | Homepage | 01.13.06 - 2:49 pm | #

Sen. Kennedy sounding really dejected, "What do you mean, Judge, that you don't have a good looking law clerk you and hook me up to?"
PCD | 01.13.06 - 3:28 pm | #

that should be "can hook me up with" instead of "and hook me up to".
PCD | 01.13.06 - 3:53 pm | #

"...." (goes with the blank photoshop)
Troll | 01.13.06 - 6:00 pm | #

"...And deplorably in her own testimony you heard Anita Hill describe how this nominee exposed his penis to her said it would grow to this size..."
Troll | 01.13.06 - 6:05 pm | #

Could someone please slip some vodka into my water bottle so that my hands stop shaking!?!?!?!?!
rt | 01.14.06 - 4:41 am | #

"Once you've extricated yourself from a submerged vehicle, you should aim up, place your hands in front of you... like so... and then swim like hell towards the light."
Buckley F. Williams | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 1:10 pm | #

"I don't care if I drove off a bridge, killed a woman and covered it up...Or the fact that a later panel ruled the same as you did. I know right from wrong...and you were wrong!"
GOP and College | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 3:42 pm | #

Here's another Flash offering:

http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/2...igns- signs.html

or

http://img301.imageshack.us/ my.p...ge=signs6ab.swf
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 11:36 pm | #

Oh...my Flash entry is not quite SFW.
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.15.06 - 11:38 pm | #

Hold on...I'll edit it to make it SFW.
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.16.06 - 1:24 am | #

Try this:

http://img37.imageshack.us/ my.ph...ge=signs1or.swf
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 01.16.06 - 2:04 am | #

You see, when your car runs into the side of the bridge like this, the only thing on your mind is "I hope she's too dead to talk."
GOP and College | Homepage | 01.16.06 - 9:44 am | #

"Judge Alito, can you please read me the words on the placard above? I'm still seeing double from my "Boys Night Out" with William Kennedy Smith."
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 01.16.06 - 3:14 pm | #

Senator Kennedy tries to explain the myth of "The Irish Curse."
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 01.16.06 - 3:15 pm | #

Thanks Man, Congrats Buckley.
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 01.17.06 - 1:53 pm | #