GOP and the City Comments
George Bush as he appears in one of Helen Thomas' dreams.
This image of Bush is almost as warped as a liberal's view.
Rephrase that last one.
"Reuters releases a picture of Bush that is almost as warped as a liberal's view."
And over there is a pristine example of the species georgius bushius. A rare endangered species found only outside certain urban areas. Principle characteristics are a spine of steel, the ability to misprounce and mangle the English language.
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George Bush wishes he had a fence like that every time he spoke before Helen Thomas - who kept giving him the eye for some reason...
(during American Idol - DC auditions)
"She BANG. She BANG. Oh baby, ya, She MOVES, She MOVES..."
Lawhawk, I like the Georgius Bushious one. Good times.
Bush: I have not been around so many bars since I was in college.
Bush: "I give a BIG TEXAS thumbs up to this crib idea 'the architect' came up with. We'll just toss in Nancy Polosi and Harry Reid everytime they start up whinin...the crybabies. And YOU know what I'm talkin' 'bout, right Hill?"
"Due to the unfortunate outburst of certain Congressmen during last year's State of the Union address, I have installed an electric fence that renders me impervious to any and all dissidence. Bring it on, bitches."
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "Greatest Show on Earth!"
Within our three rings we will have Shakey Teddy on the high-wire attempting to drink "water" and ask questions about social clubs while fending off a case of the shakes.
In another ring we will have the famous Donkey Dogs. We will see the star performers: Pelosi, Clinton, and Leahy will jump through hoops to appease their owner and trainer the Amazing Dean-O. I'm told if we extra-sensitive to their performance, Gore-dog will appear and perform his most famous creation and invention...jumping up on a front-runner horse and riding him as long as he can. (Well horses don't have coat tails.)
And in the center ring, we have the great O'Cheney being shot out of a cannon into the lions' "den" where he will "wrassle" with the media lions, silencing them....all without as much as a blip on his EKG! Good times for all!!!
Uhhhh, now bring out the elephant parade!
The RNC introduces its newest gift shop item: a President George W. Bush snow globe.
Folks, replace that old, politically incorrect lawn jockey with the new life-sized George W. Bush "Mission Accomplished" statue. And at night his thumb glows purple.
They always told me being president would be like living in a fishbowl...
"Sorry... I had beans for lunch."
CNN introduces it's "White Man Cam," an original invention, which has NO similarities to Nat X's Cam of the same name.
Give me my crib notes.
[Singing] "Nobody knows, da trouble I seeeeeeen...."
*singing*
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you...
"Welcome everyone, to the Westminster Dog Show."
(Inner monologue: "I gotta fire my agent.")
thats not a fish eye lens. george bush actually controls the matrix
Heh, those silly liberals think that a guy holding a trigger like this saying praise allah is a "freedom fighter." I'll get the Marines to show Abu over there a real American Freedom Fighter.
"Passed the bar? Heh, Ted Kennedy would have ta lose a Gazillion pounds to pass these bars."
LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER!! I AM CALLING YOU OUT OSAMA TO THIS CAGE MATCH FIGHT TO THE DEATH!! COME FEEL SOME PAIN!!!!
Hey, watch the angle of that camera, buddy.
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