GOP and the City Comments
You have no idea how much this would be a dream come true for me 
. Jack Bauer as White House Press Secretary--way too awesome!!!!!
Way cool, yo.
Funniest idea . . . EVER!!!
I think Mike Novick could take over Karl Rove's position as well.
I'd be more in favor of it if Kiefer Sutherland weren't a big fat libtard in real life.
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Sorry, would prefer Vic Mackey from 'The Shield'. He'd bring in a paper bag with a thick phone book, a box cutter, whiskey and a lighter (If you remember the child molester he 'interrogated' in the very first episode, you know what I mean. The WH Press Corp fit the same profile).
He could offer to shoot Helen Thomas in the leg or blow off her kneecap the next time David Gregory asked something stupid.
for Tom:
Blow off her kneecap? What was he aiming for, her left nipple?
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Hey, I'm conservative and I like 24 too. Read my blog. www.waldofiles.blogspot.com
How about Jeff Gannon as press secretary? Instead of blowing David Gregory or Helen Thomas away, he could just blow Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld (and whoevever else in the White House that gave him press credentials in the first place, even though that blow would undoubtedly be redundant.) Oh, wait, I forgot, that can't happen: killing people who disagree with you is OK, having gay sex is just wrong.
Govs - go roll an Easter Egg off a short pier.
"10. Positive stories about Bush increase 145% in his first hour alone."
How does that happen when in reality George W. Bush=Charles Logan? Bush wouldn't get within 1000 miles of Bauer, who already, in Season 2, single-handedly sniffed out a plot to go to war on false intelligence.
And by the way, his job would be to "rein" in the reporters, not "reign". At least you didn't spell it as "rain".
Walt, shouldn't you have hung yourself at this point for your treason?
The man isn't much of a man; he loves to be a tough guy, but when someone makes fun of him,and the violent instincts that pass for right wing thought, he can only respond with idle threats; he has apperantly misplaced his brain; it's where his testicles used to be.
As soon as Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney et al hang themselves for treason.
I like the Vic Mackey idea.
Barring that, atleast have everyone switch to decaf.
peace.
Let's see now, govs = sheep, walt = sheep. Hmm, I guess it's heard instinct. By the way walt I do understand the pun. A Turning word for you: parrot, as in well trained parrot.
pardon my typo it's 'Turing' word.
You've got trolls!
Hey Gov, since the man is obviously over you, I'm going to step in: GET A LIFE.
Seriously, the best way for you to spend your day is to make rambling, bad jokes?
You may remember, it wasn't the Republicans that objected to who Jeff Gannon is, it was you guys. Furthermore, who the hell is still talking about that guy? Isn't it your organization that's called "move on"?
Gov - you misspelled "apparently".
Not so sure this is a good idea. Didn't any of you guys see this week's episode?
HENDERSON (defending an administration that has lied, cheated and murdered people in order to start a war to safeguard the country's oil supply): This is about protecting our government's integrity.
BAUER: Our government has no integrity!
Somehow, I don't think Dubya would appreciate a press secretary going off the script like that.
Could Rummy take over as interim WH Press Secretary? He is so adept at laying a smackdown on hapless journalists.
Imagine Rummy squaring off against Helen (burka's best friend) Thomas? That Q&A could have the chops to be a pay-per-view event!
I think he should appoint Tom Delay as the next press secretary, now that would be fun to watch.
Jack Bauer as press secretarty pointing a pistol at the press corps is really funny in RFTR's world, and I guess he's right about my need to get a life because I mistakenly thought that promoting a gay escort from credentialed white house press reporter to press secretary would be at least as funny, so here's the life I will "get": go out hunting and accidentally shoot a friend in the face, which I will immediately get over after he apologises to me; start a war based on information from a guy named Curveball, which I am so over; realize that people living in the Astrodome were actually better off than living in the New Orleans slum they used to live in before Katrina,which I am not over because it is funnier than any thing I've seen on this board; convene Congress to pass a law to save the life of a comatose woman, which I will never get over,and spend $400 billion more than I make, whoops sorry that's what the government is doing and we'll never get over that.
Govs, I did not invent the internet for pissants like you to ruin a good post. Get over yourself.
I think Jack Bauer as White House Press Secretary is not a good idea. He will soon work out that the the current administration is the most corrupt govenment in America's history and deal with them. That would lead to his arrest and the end of the show. I am sure that is not what youi want!
Now that, Al Gore, is funny.
You know you've hit a nerve when you get this kind of responds!! Nice job!!
Remember to all come back for the weekly caption contest on Friday. Not you Govs...of course.
OK, don't go shittin' on Southerners (that Alabama crack). Us good ol' boys would be the first to laugh at Helen's jowls smokin' from the current.
Oh, and lookie here: Hillary is posting comments under the pseudonym (you Yankees know what that word means, right?) of "Reality Check".
Jeff H you stupid libtard piece of crap. Lets see you put your Dumbocrat bumper sticker on your crap car (if you can afford one) and come around this southern gals town and see what happens to you. We southerners do not want people like you, go back to the Republic of LA or NY where you belong!!
Aw, c'mon, man, can't you take a joke?
Govs...that was a joke. You are more than welcome to enter my caption contests each Friday. We have had trolls place well in the past.
Arlene: I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Conservative Christian Republican.
You're obviously a judgemental bitch.
Shut up.
I was born and raised in Kentucky, where I still live--in the festering Democrat wasteland of Louisville.
Your response is exactly what Yankees would expect of a Southerner. Thanks (but no thanks) for feeding the stereotype.
You may claim whatever you want, it is clear you are an idiot and dumb as a brick. People like your Kerry loving ass are ruining this country. If you don't like the USA I suggest you go to France!
Jeff...Sorry about the Alabama joke. I am originally from Tennessee and I have plenty of bama jokes.
I took no offense, just wanted you to know it's the Damned Yankees that deserve the derision.
As for Arlene, I think she needs to get off the sauce. She can't tell a conservative from a liberal. If I knew where she lived, I'd hunt her down with my coon dogs and tree the bitch.
You republicans are really, really dumb. The only way you guys have consensus is by bludgeoning each other with abuse. I'll switch to your language, so that you may understand what I'm trying to say. It's well known folk from the city are smarter and better educated than inbreds from the country (Arlene being a rabid dog is a perfect example haha). Peace out, closet homos.
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