GOP and the City Comments
Hu, incredulously: "I'm not dreaming? It's really you?"
Moments later, ten of Hu's minions would appear to remove his now-wrinkled coat and replace it with a freshly pressed one.
W: "Just come over this way, just a little bit. Yeah, we want you standing so that red dot is right on your forehead... it'll, uh, make for a better picture."
Aw come on Hu, can't take a joke can you? Of course we knew whose anthem we were playing. That's the point.
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Do you hear that sound Hu (protestor shouting in the background)? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your doom.
Have a nice day. Now smile for the cameras.
President Hu Jintao I have a warrent for your arrest. This way please.
You have a right to remain silent, which I'm sure you know all about.
GW: Sorry. There was an Asian Beetle on your jacket.
Bush: Hu don't step in the poo!
Hu: Thank yu Bu!!
W: "Now, you're who again?"
Hu: "I'm the President of China."
W: "President who?"
Hu: "Yes."
W: "President Yes?"
Hu: "No, Hu."
W: "Who?"
Hu: "Yes."
W: "Let's try this again. I'm going to point to someone, and when I point to that person, he should say his name. Ready?"
Hu: "Okay."
W points to Hu.
Hu: "Hu."
W: "YOU!"
Hu: "Yes, Hu."
W, aside to someone off-camera: "It's like there's a language barrier or something."
W: Hey Hu...is that the blood of an insubordinate on your shoe?
Bush: Heh, you chinamen shore wear some crappy clothes.
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Bush: Alright, a little to your left. Thanks, now I don't have to see Helen Thomas outta the corner of my eye.
No No No HU, You can't shoot her now.
RFTR wins it. Why should I bother entering this week?
Okay, maybe one or two:
1. Bush pulls a "Jake Jarmel" and feels Hu's material.
2. Bush: "That son-of-a-bitch Armani said this suit was one of a kind!"
Hu: Touch me like that again and I'll have you thrown into the darkest dungeon I have...oh, sorry, President Bush, I forgot which country I'm in.
Bush: Don't let a little heckling get you down. Look at it this way: you don't have to listen to Helen Thomas every day!
Bush: That's a great jacket, Hu. That bullet proof lining must really come in handy back home!
Woah, Mr. Hu. The bathroom is this other way.
Hu's on first?
DUBS: Take that jacket off mister. Now, I got some toys I want you to make for my kids.
Dubya: No, No, Mr Hu, you can't go over and ask Ms. Helen Thomas for a lap dance!
"Mr. President, such improper handling of my person will not be tolerated! Oh, wait, we're not in China!"
"It's okay, Hu; your torture of dissenters won't affect our trade agreements! Oh, crap; the cameras caught that, didn't they?"
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Everybody was clung hu fighting
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Hu's on first.
"Nice material on that suit, bet it was made in China though."
Whoooa! You forgot the noodles with my order.
No, Mistah Boosh, this I got off rack at Tyson Corner Mall. At home I wear shiny green suit I got in Bangkok.
Hu can I turn to
When nobody needs me
My heart wants to know
So I must go
Where destiny leads me
With no Rove to guide me
He's no longer beside me
I'll go on my way
Oh, Hu can I turn to?
"...and I really like that Rock Opera, Tommy"
Hand stitched by 8 years olds, huh?Wow, you're right, that's nice. You can really feel the difference...
Five minutes into the official visit, China's president decides that the "Hu's on first" jokes have gotten really old.
Hu, I'll trade you some nucular secrets for that ancient Chinese laundry secret! Oh, and a Boba Fett action figure!
Hu's your daddy?!
"Nice Suit Hu , Is It Imported?"
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BUSH: "A-ha! Just as I suspected! You Chinese really do have something up your sleeve!"
Not so fast President Hu. The Secret Service has informed me that it was in fact you who went pee-pee in my Coke. It would appear that the proverbial gig is up.
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