Hillary: "Wow, I look much better without Bill."
Lawrence Small: "Yea, Photoshop is great. When you told us to get him out of the picture it only took minutes."
BC | 04.28.06 - 1:42 pm | #

Hilldabeast: "It looks just like me."

Small: "Damn."
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 1:59 pm | #

Small: "We airbrushed your turkey neck and made your breasts seem 'perky.'"
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:02 pm | #

How did I get that enigmatic Mona Lisa smile? Ben-wa balls.
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:09 pm | #

From the audience: "Cover the Real One!!"
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:11 pm | #

Hillary: "I would've preferred a bust."
Man: "Well that would've been making a mountain out of a molehill."
Hillary: "I meant a statue."
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:55 pm | #

Hill's got nothin' on Dorian Gray.
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 3:04 pm | #

Hillary: "I would've preferred a bust."
Bill: "That makes two of us"
the man | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 3:22 pm | #

I think Bill's caption is obvious:

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hillary: He is such an idiot.
fmragtops | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 4:09 pm | #

I can't look at her without a searing pain piercing my head. Looking long enough to come up with a caption is impossible.
Peg C. | 04.28.06 - 6:04 pm | #

Hillary: "Thank God you were able to airbrush Bill out of the picture."
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 8:16 pm | #

TA DA!
Hillary Clinton - Care to vote for her?
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 8:17 pm | #

TA DA!
Hillary Rodham Clinton - Care to vote for her now? C'mon just a little bit? Admit it.
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 8:17 pm | #

Oh my God! How come no one told me my nose was that big?! And it looks like I'm pregnant!!
jwookie | Homepage | 04.29.06 - 1:58 am | #

Hillary: This is so much better. I had that mirror, but when I asked who was the fairest one of all, it kept talking about the one with the red lips, black hair, and skin as white as snow. I had to destroy it. You guarantee this painting won't EVER talk, right?
rachel | Homepage | 04.29.06 - 3:51 am | #

"We didn't need you to model 'cause we just air brushed a picture of Helen Thomas"
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 04.29.06 - 10:07 am | #

Hillary: This will go great with that huge statue of me we're planning to put on top the capital building after I get elected. Hail Hillary!
Waldo J. Cartridge | Homepage | 04.29.06 - 12:39 pm | #

I LOVE oil paintings! I could have been elected President in the 1800s, because that's all they had. I'm Doomed the first time my face gets shown on HDTV.
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 04.29.06 - 2:12 pm | #

The public unveiling of Leonardo Da Vinci's first draft of the Mona Lisa.
Damian G. | Homepage | 04.30.06 - 12:01 am | #

The public unvieling of the design for the new 20 dollar bill.
Waldo J. Cartridge | Homepage | 04.30.06 - 11:04 am | #

Man on left: Dang, Bill was right, you don't have a good side!
Sssteve | Homepage | 05.01.06 - 12:34 am | #

Hillary: Is the warm glow supposed to equate me with The Madonna?

Man on left: Actually, it's just the reflection of light off of your natural brittleness.
Pam | Homepage | 05.01.06 - 11:30 am | #

Hil: Now I have a version of me to be on one side of an issue, and one version to be on the other!
GOP and College | Homepage | 05.01.06 - 4:41 pm | #

Thanks, Good week for me, Wizbang and now here.


Rodney Dill | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 6:09 am | #

Everybody asks for personnel changes. So the white house has personnel changes. Then you write they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This ships not sinking.

This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on The Hindenburg...
Anonymous | 05.02.06 - 4:27 pm | #