"You're standing on my foot, Steny."

"And it won't be the last time, Nancy."

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chsw10605 | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 9:47 am | #

Steny: I'm gad to see you smiling. I thought you'd be angry with me.

Nancy: I'm not smiling. It's the Botox.
Sobek | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 1:08 pm | #

Background Dems: Damn, now we can't get Murtha to OK our bribe money.
GOP and College | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 1:26 pm | #

Murtha: "I would have had a leadership position if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 1:31 pm | #

The first monthly meeting of the Fetus Elimination Sub-committee went off without a hitch.
jimmyb | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 2:02 pm | #

"Don't hug me so hard...my skin is stretched so tightly I might shatter!"

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Nancy: Gad, I can't wait until this photo shoot is over. Being so close to all of these flags is giving me hives!
Steny: Want me to put the ointment on for you?
Jack: That should be ME putting ointment on Nancy's sores!
Pam | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 2:34 pm | #

NANCY: "Let go of my Botox and I'll let go of your member."
Damian G. | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 10:10 pm | #

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord kumbaya
Murtha and Pelosi are crying my Lord, kumbaya
RT | Homepage | 11.18.06 - 7:01 pm | #

Here is my photoshopped entry. I gotta admit, the teddy bear one would take first in my book.
tony | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 4:49 pm | #