Hey kids, we named him Kerry, because he is just too stupid to kill!
Sssteve | Homepage | 11.22.06 - 8:55 pm | #

Hey kids...You wanna see how far it will run after we cut its head off??
sgt fluffy | Homepage | 11.23.06 - 2:04 am | #

Sorry Pelosi, There'll be no pardon this year.
Rodney Dill | Homepage | 11.23.06 - 10:33 am | #

Bush: "You think you stick YOUR neck out? I have to campaign for McCain!"
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 11.23.06 - 12:33 pm | #

1) Wait, who's pardoning whom???

2) "Now, don't choke your turkey, Mr. President..."

3) "The press'll 'gobble' this up, eh, guys?"

"Now I know why your party lost."
Damian G. | Homepage | 11.23.06 - 4:39 pm | #

Bush Pardons the Turkey, Dems want to impeach the lame Duck.
the man | 11.24.06 - 10:13 am | #

"See kids? This is Nancy Pelosi before she puts her makeup on."

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"Now if only I could get my hands around Kerry's scrawny neck this easily!"
Pam | Homepage | 11.25.06 - 11:00 am | #

Actual NY Times caption:

President Bush, who's popularity has fallen to new levels among the loss of 3,000 soldiers in Iraq, Senator Allen's Macaca comment, and Hurricane Katrina, pardoned a turkey.
the man | 11.25.06 - 11:58 am | #

Bush to girls: I would like to introduce you to our new Senate majority leader.
Renee | 11.26.06 - 11:29 pm | #

Kid's 'Talk Turkey' with a Lame Duck

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Turkey-Gate

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Troll | 11.27.06 - 2:35 pm | #