To prove to the world he is really feeling better, Cuban leader Fidel Castro signs another execution order.
BC | 12.15.06 - 10:56 am | #

Dear Santa....
linda | 12.15.06 - 11:28 am | #

Don't know what to get that hard to buy for special Communist in your life who has everything which is nothing?
For hours of zany & wacky fun get them the new Life Size Fidel Castro pose-able inaction figure from Yesheisdead Toys.
Formaldehyde sold seperately.
Renee | 12.15.06 - 11:41 am | #

I'll see your dead man walking, and raise you just plain old dead.
lawhawk | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 11:42 am | #

Better dead AND red.
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 1:51 pm | #

Dead Man Writing.
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 1:52 pm | #

I'll bet Wyatt wins this week, but here goes:

Dear Santa,
I've been a really good boy this year. Just ask my friend Hugo Chavez! I really hope that missile launcher will be under the tree with the rest of my loot. If it's not, my secret police will be paying you and your elves a little visit.
Love,
Fidel

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My Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind and body, I hereby bequeath free elections to the long-suffering people of Cuba...hah, gotcha! More Communism for everyone!

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Fidel's grocery list:
eggs
milk
bread
formaldehyde
Pam | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:00 pm | #

Dear The Man,
No, I am not wearing any underwear...Why?

Fidel
sgtfluffy | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 5:40 pm | #

Castro: so what did I just sign?

Nurse: permission for a hand grenade enema given by the US armed forces!
Sssteve | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 11:46 pm | #

Dear Ted (hic) Kennedy, Oh how I love thee! You were the best I ever had! XOXOXOXO

PS ruffle little Patricks hair for me!

your hunky Cuban Dicktator,
Castro
Sssteve | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 11:48 pm | #

Dear Diary,

Hugo continued with his lecherous advances again today. They are getting harder and harder to resist. I just find his waterhead so damned sexy. I know I shouldn't but I think I'll sleep with him after the big Communist Dictators' New Year's mass hanging and barn dance.
fmragtops | Homepage | 12.16.06 - 11:33 am | #

"Dearest Jimmy,

How I pine for the summer evenings we used to spend together. You ignored my human rights abuses just like the snivelling hypocrite you are. Alas, I fear I am not long for this world! Keep in touch, my little peanut.

Ever Leftist,
Fidel"
Damian G. | Homepage | 12.16.06 - 8:38 pm | #

He's not dead, he's just resting his eyes. And no, he isn't decomposing. That's just the smell of his new cologne, Ode de Morte.
GOP and College | Homepage | 12.16.06 - 8:38 pm | #