And if elected I Osama, UHH I mean Obama promise to...
BC | 01.19.07 - 10:36 am | #

After being the butt of Rush Limbaugh's smoking joke, "If he's got fire in his hands, what's in his pants?" Barrack Obama addresses his constituents to put the mystery to rest.
fmragtops | Homepage | 01.19.07 - 10:51 am | #

In an attempt to sound as tough as President Bush, Obama declared, "Anyone who tries to cut in front of me in the cotton candy line is going to get himself a big ol' can of whup ass!"
Pam | Homepage | 01.19.07 - 11:58 am | #

Announcing he is officially running for President, Obama introduces his running mate in '08...Carrot Top.
Renee | 01.19.07 - 3:58 pm | #

Before going into politics Obama's talent was apparent when he starred in an off (way way off) Broadway production of "Annie".
Renee | 01.19.07 - 6:38 pm | #

"step right up, step right up, see your freaks and geeks in the Deomcrat house of horror's, yes it's true you will see the bearded lady speaker Pelosi, and hillary without her make up, Step right up folks!
Sssteve | Homepage | 01.19.07 - 7:55 pm | #

1. The Democrats unveil their latest clown.

2. Obama holds a press conference in front of the only living thing with bigger ears than him: circus elephants.
Wyatt Earp | Homepage | 01.19.07 - 9:04 pm | #

"...And I vow to snort for America! Off the blade of a knife, off my coffee table and with your help, God willing, off the desk in the Oval Office!"
Damian G. | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:26 pm | #

Obama gets a preview of what life will be like after Hillary has her way with Obama and the rest of the Democrats in 08... touring the state fair circuit...
lawhawk | Homepage | 01.21.07 - 9:41 pm | #