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And if elected I Osama, UHH I mean Obama promise to...
After being the butt of Rush Limbaugh's smoking joke, "If he's got fire in his hands, what's in his pants?" Barrack Obama addresses his constituents to put the mystery to rest.
In an attempt to sound as tough as President Bush, Obama declared, "Anyone who tries to cut in front of me in the cotton candy line is going to get himself a big ol' can of whup ass!"
Announcing he is officially running for President, Obama introduces his running mate in '08...Carrot Top.
Before going into politics Obama's talent was apparent when he starred in an off (way way off) Broadway production of "Annie".
"step right up, step right up, see your freaks and geeks in the Deomcrat house of horror's, yes it's true you will see the bearded lady speaker Pelosi, and hillary without her make up, Step right up folks!
1. The Democrats unveil their latest clown.
2. Obama holds a press conference in front of the only living thing with bigger ears than him: circus elephants.
"...And I vow to snort for America! Off the blade of a knife, off my coffee table and with your help, God willing, off the desk in the Oval Office!"
Obama gets a preview of what life will be like after Hillary has her way with Obama and the rest of the Democrats in 08... touring the state fair circuit...
Obama gets a preview of what life will be like after Hillary has her way with Obama and the rest of the Democrats in 08... touring the state fair circuit...
lawhawk
That's PRESIDENT OBAMA you friggin' dickweed.... oh yeah and fuck your grandma!
... your grandma being Hillary Clinton... who of course is now Secretary of State taking orders from THE MAN like we all knew she ought to. Guess Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos bullshit REALLY worked huh.. and he's STILL bringing the right wing nutjobs to heel even though he cost them everything. Fuck Limbaugh.. Fuck the Right Wing... Fuck Grandma.. Fuck Grandpa. and fuck "hidden" New York conservatives who are easily recognized as the substance behind every shit stain that radiates stench in the summer sun. Fuck you all... you'll be a distant memory 20 years from now... watch our smoke and eat our shit, lamebrains... BWWAAAHH HAH HAH HAH... LOSERS... now all you can do is ogle Michelles Bachman and Malkin's angry little titties while you kiss Michelle Obama's wide but well toned black ass while Debbie Schlussel thrills the crowd by sticking her head up her OWN ass and then farts HARD and LOUD into that big fat juicy cock sucking mouth of hers. EAT SHIT ASSHOLE BASTARD CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN NEO CON MAN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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