How bout if I tell my kids,
"If you keep doing drugs like this, you are gonna end up like Katy!"
Now WHY would I say something like that?
Probably because of your lazy ass comments on my site, that just say:
Bwawawawawa!
Anyways, you might get sick of me playa hay in! But I'm cool like that yizzall!
Have a good day!
is it weird that we have no kids but I've done a lot of those on the list? lmao.
CANDY CORN!! Oh, how I love candy corn!!!
Wow, you need a vacation!! How about a lovely trip to KS?
Love the new look!
I would like to second all you said. I feel like I live in a fun house. However, I wouldn't trade it, as I'm sure you agree. 
Just when the hell did you sneak into my house and see my life?? And why didn't you say hello? Just be thankful he didn't paint the TV with it. Mine did. You could say in all honesty - The only thing on TV is shit...lol
You know candy corn is pure sugar. Maybe your kids were on a sugar high.
Pay back is a bitch. I bet your parents could tell you it is called pay back, honey.
I love seeing Noah giving my son Mike a hard time. He is as hard headed as his old man. That is what me and my hubby say behind Mike's back. Teeeeheeee, "He is just like his dad. Give it to him Noah, give it to him good."
So, there are people out here enjoying this. They are called grandma and grandpap.
Give it to em good kids. teeeheeheeee!
I am NEVER having kids. Thank you Katy!
I miss being smart. Remember when you were smart? Now all the brains that I have left after the pregnancies have been sucked away by trying to figure out stuff like what that damn blue dog wants to do today.
This is almost as funny as the Astroglide post. I say almost as funny as I am now having flashbacks of having lived through all of these when the teenager was young and know I will be seeing it all again as Doodlebug grows up. It's a vicious cycle.
Wait till you start answering with "because I'm the Mom" or "because I said so". Then you know you have morphed into your mother.
It's gonna be OK. As your kids get older, you get smarter. Do you say "Because I said so"?
Enjoy them while you can, they grow up way toooo fast.
Oh Katy. You do have your days don't you. I don't recall doing any of that kind of stuff when I was growing up but I'll tell you a story about my Mom. With 9 kids someone was always complaining about what she made for dinner. Finally she said one more complaint and you all eat nothing but eggs for 2 weeks. Course someone opened their yapper and we ate eggs and more eggs and more eggs. This was before fast foods plus we lived in a very small town (3000). Even tho your stories are funny to read I know it's got to be frustrating for you.
Oh yeah - btw you've been tagged.
LMAO....Oh I remember those days! The first time the saying "If wishes were horses, then beggers would ride" I about shit my own pants...that wasn't me....that was MY mom.
Why did we want kids again??
Oh, wow! That brings back memories...my 2-year-old did the pooping thing last week and my now 6-year-old covered herself in Vaseline from head-to-toe when she was around 18 mos. old...try washing THAT off! Yikes!
All I can tell ya is enjoy these moments.'Cause when they get bigger you get way bigger problems. So now that you know the truth. Just smile cause it is gonna get worse. LOL
Peace
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