Katy - you always make me laugh. How does this stuff pop into your head? Maybe I need some of that paxil stuff. Hm, guess not. I worked for the last 10 years to clean up my mouth and it hasn't been easy. Every 3rd word used to be the F word. I worked my way through college twice working as a cocktail waitress. Lemme tell ya, you want foul language go work in a bar or restaurant. My Mom never swore, not even shit. Then about a year ago, we're sitting at the table having a couple glasses of wine and whatever it was we were talking about all of the sudden out pops the F word from her mouth. I fell off my chair cause I was laughing so hard. I was crying and peeing at the same time, I just lost it. What a funny night that was. She's like the Saint that's why it was so funny.
Jeezuss Fuckin' Christ!
Don't drink, smoke, chew or go with girls that do. 
I am an ANGEL...
I somehow stumbled onto this page, as I don't know you but you had me laughing so hard my kids came into the garage to see what was so funny.. I needed a good laugh today to break up the same old routine. Thank you for sharing yourself and your family with me. I wish you all a HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
By the way,,, does Paxil really help???
Lisa
LMAO...thanks for chuckle. Well, being that I cuss in another language (hopefully so no one will understand me), I had to ask the master (Big-G) what his favorite combination was. He started with 'fucking cock sucker' and then stated 'Mother fucking slut bitch whore'. He said it depends on how mad he gets.
Damn Katy...I guess I should have read the other comments before I typed. I'm a bit over the top here!
These goddamn cocksuckers get their panties in a wad about a few fucking cuss words. They're only words!! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. See?! No one died!! Stop being whiney douchebags and get over this shit!
On a sidenote, we cuss, even in front of our children. If the *worst* thing my kids do is cuss when they are older I've done a pretty damn good job!
LMAO...Katy you are too funny. I love this. I actually had to ask my better half what my terrible saying was, and his response was "Every Fucking thing that comes out of your mouth is foul language". So, dont' guess there is enough room on here for me...You sure do keep us going Katy.
Honestly? I really don't cuss. Don't drink...don't smoke...I know, I know, little Miss Priss here, back in highschool they used to say I went to Koolaid parties.
Um, me cuss? NEVER!!
Godamndsonofamothafuckinbitch is my alltime favorite combo. Hubby uses shitfuckdamnpisshell. He likes Carlin.
I agree with Crystal, if the WORST my kids do is cuss, I've done a DAMN good job of rasin' 'em!
Now, here's hoping my grandma doesn't find my REAL blog page. (Daddy bookmarked my recipes and family blog for her.) If she does, I'm screwed...she'll greet me at the plane with a toothbrush and soap. God love 'er.
The only time I swear is in bed.
Except for the occassional cocksucker, which is my favorite.
Curse? Me? Just because my son's third word (after mama and eat) was shit means nothing. Just because he used to yell jackass when we were cut off in traffic means nothing. Just because he used to say "dammit" when he got frustrated means nothing.
The worst thing my second boy says is "stupid" which I think may mean I'm improving my language around them. Either that or my "those are grown up words and not for children. You can use them when you graduate high school" speech may actually be sinking in.
P.S. I also like a good "Goddam mother fucker" now and then.
Fuck girl. You'll never hear that kind of damn language come out of my fucking mouth.
I had a history teacher (retired military) in high school who said that shit was the best word in the English language...it covered a multitude of situations.
Oh my fucking God! Another cussin mama who takes paxil and has a house full of shit-literally. I like to call my husband a buttfuckingsonofa bitchingcocksuckingasshole on occasion. Maybe it's the wine and Paxil combo. Maybe it's the 3 kids. Who knows? Who the fuck cares? I love it!!hahah. Love your blog by the way. My husband used to be a Spc and we lived in the ghetto poopoo housing also!
I'm a cussing homeschooler! I knew it was bad when one of my twins (who was three at the time) couldn't get her shoe on and came and told me, "I can't get these damn shoes on." Yeah, we're fancy.
I do TRY to keep it under control, but shit that's hard sometimes.
Cuss all you want, honey, it's your blog!
I'm a good girl verbally. "Hell, damn, fart" or HDF for short. Ha! Aren't I shocking?!?
I like saying Fuck a lot. Fuck, fucking, fucked, fuckery, etc. My dad is a MASTER at swearing; I was almost kicked out of kindergarten for cussing. What can I say, I got an early start.
And yes, it IS an art form!
my favorite would probably be calling someone a cunt-ass-bitch. not that i generally swear unless i'm angry but that is probably the best one i've heard so far.
I hear alot of the guys at work call each other "dough dick" but I prefer fuck myself. It's a noun, it's a verb, it's an adjective. What more could you want in a cuss word?
Oh there are too many good swears in this post and its comments. "Oozing dick sore" - does it get any more brilliant than that?
Cocksucker is a favorite of mine, as is motherfucker. Those words where you have to spit to say them - gotta love it.
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