Oh my gosh!!!! You're killing me!!!!!Hey, and at least you didn't suggest rubbing their noses in it, then I would worry. 
OMG, you never fail to amuse me. I have whole shit days. I swear to god, I wake up to find the cat's been locked in my room all night decided to make a mess in the corner, then it leads to the dog doing something in her kennel and my toddler having accidents and it goes on and on. I just call them my shit days...never in my life did I think the days o fmy life would have themes and 90% would be themed "Shit days." It's always nice to know there is company for those of us driven over the edge by OPP--other people's poop.
I should tell you my last shit story, I kid you not, you'd feel so much better about your shit story. Problem is, it makes my stomach hurt to think about it! LOL Suffice to say, I went completely, ravingly insane and my neighbors are still hiding out when they see me fly in on my broom!
Boo once ate kitty litter when he was about 18 months old. The weird thing is that he was totally thrilled with himself. I could only pray that he only got litter, and no poop.
Well, let me tell you... I read, smiled in sympathy for you, and then when you say "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY CHILDREN?" and I glance to your sidebar where currently (for me) the top photo is of you in a tank top making gang signals with underwear on your head.... LOL. (Below that one incidently is Ethan with BROWN GOO hanging out of his mouth... which although the caption SAYS it's a Little Debbie... it certain goes right along with this story as a visual of something else! LOL).
Sorry for your woes, but couldn't help smiling and shaking my head. Here... have some COFFEE!
I'm sorry you're having a rough time. 
but...
I put up a new fun game on my blog- go have fun!
I htought this would cheer you up- mouse over the picture:
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Wow! That is one shitty night! Sounds like you got through it without losing any of the little shits so you can face today with a shit happens attitude!
Whenever that icky feeling of wanting to have another child comes over me, I just need to read you site and that feeling goes away.
THANK YOU!!!
My oldest decided to do that exactly once when he was three....just shortly after his brother was born. Then he decided to throw it down the stairs. I freaked out to such an extent that he never did it again. (Not a proud parenting moment. I'm amazed he hasn't suffered from a lifetime of constipation.)
Oh, god... I totally know how that goes!! Shane used to paint with his poop, although they have thankfully outgrown that (or so I hope!!). I hope you take pictures to torture them when they are older. And that you share the Xanax with me, because I just witnessed a meltdown by my son over a spoon. Seriously.
see now...I forgot my comment again because of your santa stipper guy.
zoe is thankfully potty trained and we haven't had any shit fingerpainting with her, ever. of course, that could change this afternoon.
i understand girl. some days i yell "i hate you all" of course, my kids just laugh. haha. crazy mama. but sometimes, just for that instant i really, seriously mean it. i always love them, but some days i do hate them.
best poop story of the month.,...
I am so thankful that I'm out of the poop days (that is until the 16 year old does something STUPID).
Oh Katy, that was the evening from hell all right and I agree with you that it is only illegal if you act on it.
OK Katy, I now have you blogrolled with your CURRENT blog name. You are probably only on my blog roll six or seven times now with all these name changes.
wow, i thought we were past the shit stories too.
i hope (for your sake, not ours - cuz it's hella entertaining) that this is the last time you have to clean up poop in the house.
go take a nice hot bath, woman. you sound like you earned it.
wow girl, that is one shitty night! I feel for you girl. You always make my days seem so easy though. just wait, they will outgrow all this. Of course they will have some other shit to throw at you!
take care!
Cat
I can't believe you pulled the Angela Yates card! Although you are from Texas. Kidding!
Had my first alcohol tonight after 9 months ! I kinda feel like an active duty person now!
Sorry I have not payed attention to all the bloggers recently!
Hope your having a goo weekend!
Good thing you're not dressing up as Santa this year. You'd be all "Ho, ho fucking ho, damn kids."
I'm right there with ya sister.
Do you hate be because I'm laughing at the fact she pooed on her bedroom floor?!?!
lol. don't be mad but i think that story is absolutely hilarious. heh. although i know it wasn't for you. i know i will be feeling your pain when i have kids. heh.
UGH! You poor thing! Forget the Paxil, bring on the booze!
If I didn't know you I'd think you were making that story up. Life is sometimes stranger than fiction! 
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