document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=360,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\">    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120399\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=502bdd27d5f98d73f7f4e90b9205fff7&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />My hero! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> You handled that like a real pro!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Abbie | <a href=\"http://contradica.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://contradica.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 12:27 pm | <a href=\"#120399\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120406\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=448639e14eccf4880c04c5bcc273e7ec&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />ROFL!!!  Boy, us CIers surely have a \"fork\" up sometimes!  Now if you can teach the rest of the world the love sign, maybe we'll have peace once and for all!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Sam | <a href=\"http://samspritzer.com\" title=\"http://samspritzer.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 1:10 pm | <a href=\"#120406\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120405\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=959ef12dfcedc8414da644e87c4d1c9d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ha Ha, nice one! You handled that pretty well,  least the kids were entertained well <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           katie-louise | <a href=\"http://katie-louisescochlearimplant.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://katie-louisescochlearimplant.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 1:20 pm | <a href=\"#120405\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120404\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e3c75c0be22c56193da5ee7a0e1d6350&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LOL. These kids are so adorable. <br><br>Yup, I think you won, too <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Mishkazena | 11.07.08 - 1:27 pm | <a href=\"#120404\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120403\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e3c75c0be22c56193da5ee7a0e1d6350&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Strange.. The first comment didn't get printed. Trying again<br><br>LOL! Gotta love these kids! <br><br>I think you won, too. They cannot beat the magnet implanted in the head. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Mishkazena | 11.07.08 - 1:29 pm | <a href=\"#120403\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120407\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=86a09f1119db0ce9c1d1127696516ea3&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Sorry, Mishkazena! Comment moderation! Thank you for trying!! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> (hugs)<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jennifer | <a href=\"http://stereophonicbionic.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://stereophonicbionic.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 1:36 pm | <a href=\"#120407\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120411\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=2915fbbf937f83463810c878d8f92a6e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Jennifer,<br><br>RLMO, they tried to test you!<br><br>Deaf Pixie aka Margaret<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Deaf Pixie | <a href=\"http://www.deafpixie.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.deafpixie.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 2:43 pm | <a href=\"#120411\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120413\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=1007284f85104d3f9b60f80986c9250a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LOL!!!!!!!!<br><br>Jennifer...I was like rotfl ...the kidz were stunned for sure..translated it to some friends..and as they're a crazy bunch..decided to go and find an fork...LOL!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Vivie | <a href=\"http://greek-ci.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://greek-ci.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 3:18 pm | <a href=\"#120413\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120412\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d2156b102781e5e0957933c30a861097&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Adorable story! Not only did you get their attention, you gave them something to talk about at home! I would so dearly love to hear what they said!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dianrez | <a href=\"http://www.xanga.com/dianrez\" title=\"http://www.xanga.com/dianrez\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 4:01 pm | <a href=\"#120412\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120431\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=a65665c62802ccdb35577c06312de180&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Are you available for showtimes???? I need you to come entertain my class. My rule - stay out of the lunchroom!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           valerie | 11.07.08 - 4:58 pm | <a href=\"#120431\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120430\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=fe0e08f8893294115f3db8517098063b&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />That is too funny.  In light of my life today, I'm glad for a good chuckle.  Thanks.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kristi-Anna | <a href=\"http://www.kristi-annas.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.kristi-annas.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 5:23 pm | <a href=\"#120430\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120429\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Nice piece. You have talent (not only the fork-balancing kind). All those kids are going to want CIs now, even if they are hearing.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Bill | 11.07.08 - 7:51 pm | <a href=\"#120429\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120445\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I bet the young boy had an interesting story to share at home. It would have interesting to hear him tell his parents. I met a Cyborg today at school and she has a computer in her head that helps her to hear. What do you think they would say? LOL<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dicky | 11.07.08 - 9:22 pm | <a href=\"#120445\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120444\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />ROFL!  YOU are the coolest mom on the planet!!!  Yup!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melli | <a href=\"http://prevailinginsanity.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://prevailinginsanity.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.07.08 - 11:33 pm | <a href=\"#120444\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120443\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />This was hilarious!  I read it at work and have been chuckling all day.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Anonymous | 11.08.08 - 12:16 am | <a href=\"#120443\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120442\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=959ef12dfcedc8414da644e87c4d1c9d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Maybe you should try out 'American Got Talents' I'm sure the judges will be going, eh - how did you do that?<br><br>katie<br /><span class=\"byline\">           katie-louise | <a href=\"http://katie-louisescochlearimplant.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://katie-louisescochlearimplant.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 11.08.08 - 4:52 am | <a href=\"#120442\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120466\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0fcd1d6fac7d04222f334b3e651b91f8&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I actually SAW Jennifer do this very trick tonite.  It was a riot, all of us at the table were just as impressed as the little boy, lol.<br><br>She started a \"thing\", everyone who wore a CI had to try it too.<br><br>~ Shari<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Shari | 11.08.08 - 7:44 pm | <a href=\"#120466\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120776\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d02645587c41c5b505c014a32311953a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />What a great story.  It had me smiling and laughing this morning.<br><br>In hindsight, I think I always strove to be an adorable hooligan in school <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Bone | <a href=\"http://littlenibbler.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://littlenibbler.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.13.08 - 2:35 pm | <a href=\"#120776\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120778\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cad8dc18d1747d2e5247faa8b5ee90fa&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />How come a fork won't hang on my Harmony headpiece? Teach me, Ms Talent!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Sheila | <a href=\"http://www.sheila777.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.sheila777.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 11.14.08 - 8:55 pm | <a href=\"#120778\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"120834\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=6825a54c80c64f883ed6d3ecfe7c4b43&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />ok, I tried this at home.  My forks must be too heavy--it almost pulled my magnet off!  Can't wait to try it with lighter silverware!  :D :D<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Liz from HJ | <a href=\"http://www.liz.hupp.com/\" title=\"http://www.liz.hupp.com/\">Homepage</a> | 11.16.08 - 7:06 pm | <a href=\"#120834\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"121207\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />lol<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Anonymous | 11.24.08 - 8:01 pm | <a href=\"#121207\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/stereophonicbionic/8275769259762871152/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='stereophonicbionic' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='8275769259762871152' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");