Hahahahha
beepbeepitsme | Homepage | 03.31.07 - 8:26 am | #

In the beginning, God played Solitaire. But he was ruining his eyes because there was no light. So he created Lucifer, who later became the Prince of Darkness.

"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -- Voltaire

"Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable." -- H L Mencken

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -- Douglas Adams
The Barefoot Bum | Homepage | 03.31.07 - 8:35 am | #

Halleluyah! We all like sheep!
MT | Homepage | 03.31.07 - 11:08 am | #

If the Lord is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Go thou, and sin even more creatively next time.
Foole | Homepage | 03.31.07 - 12:41 pm | #

Steve,

Where do lovers over obscene and dark comedy fit into the comedist religion? I mean, are we going to have to form militant subgroups for our unsanctioned worship?
BKriplur | 03.31.07 - 12:45 pm | #

Like the rest of my family, I live in hope that if there is a god, that he.she/it has a sense of humour, or we are all screwed.
beepbeepitsme | Homepage | 03.31.07 - 9:03 pm | #

I've always believed that "Rectum? He nearly killed 'em" is the all time funniest punchline to a joke no one's remembered. Now I realize it is of biblical proportion. Either that or we heard the same joke as kids.
you know who | 04.01.07 - 9:37 pm | #

In the Beginning, there was nothingness. And the Lord said "pulleth my finger", and the Big Bang did occur.
treefroggy | 04.03.07 - 1:58 pm | #