LOL. My ad would be:

For sale or lease: Procrastination, lightly scratched but always reliable. Will address all inquiries when time permits.

... or something like that.
Jillian | Homepage | 03.21.08 - 3:39 pm | #

My toe with the athlete's foot on it. Can't seem to get it cured.
Old Horsetail Snake | Homepage | 03.21.08 - 5:32 pm | #

My ad would read:

Why be the only one without a fat ass?

I'm being forced to get rid of my big fat ass after culturing and nurturing it for over 20 years.

I've spent over $100,000 on a near- complete diet of McDonald's, Burger King & Pizza Hut, thick shakes, potato chips etc...but(t) now this fat ass can be yours.

Any reasonable offer will be considered.

ADG
andrew goulding | Homepage | 03.21.08 - 6:49 pm | #

i'm not sure what i'd auction off...can i put a bid on the libido though?
lime | Homepage | 03.22.08 - 9:55 am | #