oh my god this was the funniest thing i've seen all week!! jesus wearing a cross on his shirt, poor logan summers with the running magazine, wood's freckles, ernie looking especially earnest in his pooping...
you've got some serious skills with a pen, there, dutch! awesome!
haha awesome. this has made my morning, and might i say, you are quite the artist.
how come juniper never asks to see a drawing of her daddy pooping?
LOL. The penguin's my favorite, love how you placed him on the edge of an ice shelf.
OH. MY. GOD. You are toooooo funny!
that is hilarious. Although I think the numbers may be a bit muddled... or is it just me.
Love the colouring in.
This was hilarious!
Also, I think birchsprite is right, the numbered pictures aren't in the same order as the numbered list. No biggie though.
oops, I did number them wrong. it's fixed. thanks guys!
Before I read the list of who the characters pooping are, I totally thought Jesus was Charles Manson!
I'm glad Jesus is in there. Nice to see there are still some children being raised with good old fashioned morals.
Wait, did I say Jesus? I meant Charlie Chaplin.
You already have Logan's next birthday present, or even better--his new housewarming gift (for this, I suggest you get a frame).
I love the Junie is so diverse in her choice of Poopers.
You guys have the book Everyone Poops, right? Juney might like seeing all the different shapes and sizes of poop out there.
First of all, damn those comcastic ads...they're covering up Inky and Logan Summers! Second, can I make a few requests on Junie's behalf?
-Carl the dog
-rabid dog gangs
-dooce
-George Bush
As the book says, everybody poops!
The funniest, ever, hands down.
i think charlie chaplin is my favorite.
Hee hee! So great.
I also echo pnutsmom: no pooping Dutch? How come, Juney?
she didn't ask for jesus, but when I tried to draw myself (at her request) I drew a beard I could never live up to, so pooping dada became pooping jesus.
Oh God why can't I favorite all of these at once? This is amazing. She should frame this over her couch in her first college apartment.
I can't stop laughing! Too funny!
I see another book in progress. Too funny!
Oh my god, that is hilarious!
Now I will no longer be able to utter "Jesus on a pony!" at my kids. Instead, I am changing it to "Jesus on a toilet!"
Dude! You need to set up a tent at a sidewalk art show. I think you've found your true calling!
I love that Wood and Juney have their arms up. This must be, "YAY! POOPING!" I love that Jesus/Dutch is frowning HARD. Must be concentration. And it looks like Wild Thing has diarrhea!
Funny shit, dude. Pun FULLY intended.
I remember very vividly being punished because I drew a picture of a man pooping. I think it traumatized my five year old self. Glad to know Juniper will be traumatized in other ways.
haha! I love it... personally I'm a big fan of the green ninja. Did she specifically ask for a green ninja pooping? Because that is awesome.
No Wendell?
In addition to all of your writing-dog whispering-kid calming-photographic-lawyering-music picking talents, you're quite the artist, Dutch. What a Renaissance dad.
I want to share this with the whole world. Ha!
alas, wendell pooping was a chalk drawing that has since washed away. . .
Oh my God. So funny.
I think another children's book is in order...
did it work?
Juney only poops with hands up? Probably not a bad idea, those hands can get in the way sometimes.
For some reason REM's song "Everybody Hurts" runs through my head when I look at these drawings, except my brain has changed it to "Everbody Poops".
(If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long. When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on. Well, everybody poops, sometimes.......)
Now, that's just plain AWESOME.
Thanks A LOT, Dutch!
I just laughed so hard my Diet Coke came out of nose, and damn, it HURTS.
Oh, sweet jesus (on a toilet), that's funny.
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Jesus looks angry. I guess we should be glad she didn't ask for Muhammed, or we might be hearing about a new fatwa.
Mama looks ready to stick the dismount.
That is just too funny. Right now my daughter just asked for drawings of dogs and cats and elmo. Maybe one day she'll start asking for them pooping. Guess we'll have to wait for potty training!
Thank you for the laugh. Jesus/Dutch is totally my favorite.
yeah, me too. i was wondering how the hell *your* child knew who jesus was so well.
ever seen that book about animals called everybody poops? well, please upload this shit (no pun, i swear) to lulu.com PRONTO so i can have a poop book ready for bub when the time cometh.
honestly, dutch? your range of creative talents is both alarming and exceptional. so are juney's background drawing skillz.
my boy just saw this and asked "which one of those is me?"
Better than a McSweeney's list!
procrastamom, now i'll be tempted to say "dutch on a pony!" instead of my usual blasphemy...
and bensmom? thanks for getting REM stuck in my head all day...everybody poops, some-times...or in my kid's case, 4 times a day. TMI? yeah, for me too.
Oh my! That is one massive poop that Wild Thing is taking! Reminds me of what happened when our German Shepherd ate pate.
Damn, you are a good artist Dutch!
This made my morning. Thank you! 
Glad my son isn't the only kid with extreme potty humor. Love the drawings, we all got a good laugh out of those! Thanks!
pnutsmom-
You are welcome. It was stuck in my head so I felt I had to share...
Tell me you guys have read the book "Everybody Poops"!
Ha ha ha, I damn near fell out of my chair. Not a good thing as I am at work. You really do have a one of a kind daughter. Beautiful. Loved the artwork. Since I cannot stop laughing I must leave now - bye.
is elmo constipated?
Ha! My two year old son just colored a dog in his coloring book and made him poop. It must be the age of (trying) potty training!
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Awesome.
You give me good ideas! I'm soooo tired of making all my kid's little play animals and puppets poop in various places around the house--maybe she'll appreciate drawings for a change. Ahh, a weekend of drawing grandma and grandpa pooping....
Funniest blog post I've read this week.
You do quite an excellent Wild Thing.
I am STILL laughing. Baby Ernie seems to REALLY be enjoying that poop, too.
Juney is lucky to have such a fun dad.
Brilliant!
I think Jesus looks like Jack Black.
I don't know why, but I didn't really laugh until I got to Logan Summers. Then I howled.
How many dads would indulge their child's fascination with excrement to such an artistic degree? You rock.
omigod. SO FUNNY! Who knew Jesus poos like the rest of us!
Oh. My. God.
Mayberry just told me I needed to come see this. She was right. I'm totally adding a link to this on my post today.
God, so funny!
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