I'm seriously laughing so hard I'm crying.
That is truly a work of great art.
Oh man. awesome. I love the maze where you help Jeff find the soap. and Mr. T as a voyeur 
Every page is more glorious than the next! This is genius. Thank you for sharing with us.
I cannot even picture what the original narrative must have been! It totally fits.
No way this EVER had any other storyline. I'm in awe. I can't wait to have kids just to teach them tolerance, Mr. T style.
Oh my lord! This is wrong on so many levels, but really what else could have fit those pictures! The girls and roosters! What can I say, but wow.
Since my children can't officially read yet, can I give them these coloring pages or is that inappropriate?
Nice work!
And I thought our Dora coloring book was gay. I stand corrected.
masterpiece
This is a masterpiece. Quite a few bulging crotches to work with there!
Brilliant!
Oh, dear God. This is incredible. I'm forwarding it to everyone I know. And I, for one, propose that the gay community adopts "Come out of that closet, fool!" as their new motto.
(But the page with Mr. T "watching" the guys in the woods is the best. Because I am also a 14 year old boy.)
Thanks for sharing this, seriously. Made my day.
LOVE it
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Thank you! My husband and I just read this together with tears rolling down our faces. Excellent bonding moment.
Awesomeness. Pure awesomeness. I, also, am forwarding this to everyone I know.
Fantastic work! I love it.
As always, kudos. It's just beautiful...
If only Crayola made 'gayons' that I could color this with...
(you know, like Lipstick Lesbian Pink and Mazda Miata Red)
I have a feeling this will be a very popular 'stocking stuffer' this year.
Totally hilarious-but I'm very curious about the original storyline.
I can't stop giggling. That was awesome.
funniest thing i have seen in WEEKS. so, so, so good.
--r
Now that I have soiled myself...once again...from laughing, I must thank you for adding "jibba jabba" to my everyday lexicon. Priceless.
So now that you've driven me to actually READ the Wikipedia entry on Mr. T, I just have to share this relevant little tidbit: "He has also appeared on some Comcast commercials, and in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand during 2007, advertising the chocolate bar Snickers with the slogan "Get Some Nuts!".[6] One of these commercials, featuring Mr. T crashing through a wall on the back of flat-bed truck before firing Snickers bars at a speed walker wearing tight-fitting yellow shorts, was pulled by Mars following a complaint by a US-based human rights campaign group, despite the fact that the advert had never been shown outside the UK. The group alleged that the commercial promoted the idea that violence against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people "is not only acceptable, but humorous".[7]"
And I pray you have found this:
http://getsomenuts.tv/
so funny! come out of the closet, you fool! ha! thanks for making me chuckle today...
Practically wrote itself?! I can't imagine there could have been any other storyline with those illustrations.
So funny. Very nice job.
As I said the last time Mr T was referenced, I love that you're bringing me back to my childhood. I had these coloring books and watched the cartoon. Both were awesome.
My goodness, these captions are genius. Did you take a "homosexual gymnast relations" class in lawschool? You seem to capture their closeted angst exceptionally well.
"the like to hold each other's balls"!
this is a work of genius.
This is work of genius. You made my day. Thank you!
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAH! Thanks!
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