document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/TajCee/CommentsBanner.jpg\"><p><i>~Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.~</i></p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30540\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=b82924268e0462f279ad8923516c570d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ewwww... that photo made me think of the hotel room \"wrestling\" scene in Borat. Tell me you saw that movie.  <br><br>Cherry lube & body chocolate? HEY-OOOHHHH! Reminds me of the time I had a Sharper Image catalog on my desk in college and my professor (who was also one of my extra-curricular advisors and one of those people that unless you appreciate dry humor you just think is a dick...) picked it up on the middle of class and said, <i>\"Wow Jules, who are you planning to use this chocolate body paint with?\"</i> <br>I thought he was hilarious so I laughed but nobody else realized he was kidding and that made the fact that I was cracking up look even more suspect. GOOD TIMES.<br><br>Happy blogiversary, too! You SHOULD do more pimping.... I mean, it's hard out here for a pimp and everything but that's no excuse.<br>Jules<br><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">House of Jules</a><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jules | <a href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 12:14 am | <a href=\"#30540\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30548\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Jules</b>: I confess I have not seen Borat. For which I have no explanation because I have been a SBC fan since Ali G. Will mental note to move it to the top of the list.<br><br><i>You know it's hard out here for a pimp. Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' shit.</i> Which is an appropriate line considering I just got an e-mail from an offended feed reader. My naked bear pic is unappreciated. My bad. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>Pimpin' Taj Wanders is so a book waiting to happen.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 2:22 am | <a href=\"#30548\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30549\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />\"<i>Sasquatch banging Barbie is not an attractive thing</i>\"<br><br>I totally cracked up at that line.  Strangely enough, I don't think I ever saw a couple going at it on the beach - or anywhere else, but then, I might have been drunk at the time so ... who knows?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 3:04 am | <a href=\"#30549\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30550\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Og, I forgot to say too - you're tagged :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 3:04 am | <a href=\"#30550\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30554\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c916843a86dd3a8f1e3a4d60842fdec5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Too graphic LOL.<br><br>Happy Bloggerversary!!! It is great to have you around and your posts are something I look forward to every morning.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kat | <a href=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 4:59 am | <a href=\"#30554\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30561\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cfbd25386a1220040eb102250784c2cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I'm so glad that is a small picture!! So very, very wrong!! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melissa | <a href=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 10:40 am | <a href=\"#30561\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30578\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: See, just when I think that people just don't get me, I read my favorite Yorkshire and think...she gets it.<br><br>I'm sure there is a whole lot you saw but were saved from remembering...lmao. I think I've seen midget sex but thankfully I just can't be sure. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>Tagged!? I bet you know exactly what I'm thinking right now. <br><br><b>Kat</b>: Thank you. <br><br><b>Melissa</b>: Wrong is my middle name.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 10:42 pm | <a href=\"#30578\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30579\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=1070bae5d7d5e111e2ed37bced4054df&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You are my type of gal....sex talk?<br><br>That is what I am all about!<br><br>Come back to visit me.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Krissy | <a href=\"http://www.firecrackermomma.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.firecrackermomma.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 11:25 pm | <a href=\"#30579\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30580\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=80783ca0ff55e256ce644fd39da5d94d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I'm with Melissa. Would NOT want to see that in a full-size version. I refreshed the page a couple of times just to see if it would go away. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>And I can't believe you haven't seen Borat. Go rent it right now. I can only imagine your day-after-Borat post. <br><br>*hee hee: laughing to myself*<br><br>King of the Castle, King of the Castle.<br>(see? You need to see the movie just for that.)<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melisa | <a href=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.02.08 - 11:26 pm | <a href=\"#30580\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30614\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e64f432c566536cb6dfaefaee6e51501&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />oh my. you really got a view of that, eh? <br><br>a while ago, i considered nookie on the beach, but the idea of sand in my keester just didn't do anything for me. LOL <br><br>Thanks for the laugh!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           andie | <a href=\"http://andie365photos.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://andie365photos.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.03.08 - 4:13 pm | <a href=\"#30614\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30961\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=5e709e952bc1981de30f0dd2bd628d61&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Seriously? Can people REALLY be that freakin' hairy? 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