document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/TajCee/CommentsBanner.jpg\"><p><i>~Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.~</i></p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29140\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Oh My God!!  Must.  Breathe!<br><br>That is hilarious!<br><br>You know, when kids get their pronunciation wrong, it's the funniest thing in the world, yet when they say something deliberately, they get berated so bad LOL.<br><br>I wish I could have been there to see her father turn those three shades of red LOL.  And all I can say is Thank GOD the mother knew what her daughter was trying to say!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 3:11 am | <a href=\"#29140\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29142\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: I'm telling you, for a minute there I thought she was saying it on purpose! lmao<br><br>She is just the cutest thing and that coming out of her mouth was fucking great!<br><br>Yay, I'm a good fucker! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> Love that kid!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 3:42 am | <a href=\"#29142\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29143\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Rofl ... I'm just trying to imagine my ex saying that you know.<br><br>The very thought makes me shudder!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 4:57 am | <a href=\"#29143\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29153\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cfbd25386a1220040eb102250784c2cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I have so been there. For us it wasn't truck but fox...I don't know why it came out as fuck but it did everytime. Ack!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melissa | <a href=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 9:32 am | <a href=\"#29153\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29200\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=5e709e952bc1981de30f0dd2bd628d61&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Holy crap,I would have pissed my pants too! LOL<br /><span class=\"byline\">           April | <a href=\"http://smitty76.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://smitty76.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 05.25.08 - 9:59 pm | <a href=\"#29200\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29231\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=fef77d31fd136ce08a6fc28f05d2d7e5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Kids are sponges. They pick up everything!<br><br>LOL!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kris | <a href=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.26.08 - 5:27 pm | <a href=\"#29231\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29274\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: Are you imagining him saying, \"I'm a good fucker\"? or the \"me want fuck\" part? I'm so confused...lol<br><br><b>Melissa</b>: You know I just sat here saying fox over and over just to hear it come out as fuck! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>Yeah, my kid had those moments. But it's so much more fun when it happens to others...lol.<br><br><b>April</b>:lol..the Mom couldn't stop laughing! The Dad was too mortified to see the humor..lol<br><br><b>Kris</b>: No kidding! It's what makes them great and embarrassing all at the same time.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.27.08 - 11:48 pm | <a href=\"#29274\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29286\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Okay, now I'm snorting lmao!<br><br>I can only imagine him saying \"Me want fuck\" cuz lets face it, he was FAR from good in bed!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 4:36 am | <a href=\"#29286\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29319\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: He sounds like such a catch! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> His new lady must be something huh? Bet she has bottles and bottles of happy juice in her closet.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 11:56 pm | <a href=\"#29319\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29330\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LOL!  I was thinking more along the lines of tubes of Lube.  He ain't nothing to look at.<br><br>Brings new meaning to the words \"Open your eyes honey.\"<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.29.08 - 5:29 am | <a href=\"#29330\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29422\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e64f432c566536cb6dfaefaee6e51501&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I just spit water all over myself.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           andie | <a href=\"http://sweetsouthernspirited.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://sweetsouthernspirited.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.31.08 - 3:06 pm | <a href=\"#29422\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29505\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Sorry about that! lol! 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