document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/TajCee/CommentsBanner.jpg\"><p><i>~Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.~</i></p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28732\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Lol!  I've seen this photo before and it just totally freaked me out!<br><br>If my cats ever get that big - just shoot me!  They cause enough chaos already!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 2:29 am | <a href=\"#28732\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28734\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c916843a86dd3a8f1e3a4d60842fdec5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />That is some big ass pussy. While I don't doubt that there's cats out there that are actually that big, the face looks like it came straight out of a Garfield movie.<br><br>Who the hell allows their cat to get this big? People are fucking retarded. You need a permit to do pretty much everything but every idiot can have pets..<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kat | <a href=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 3:32 am | <a href=\"#28734\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28736\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: Der..it was YOU that showed it to me! Good to know our conversations are stimulating enough to remember. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> <br><br>And you love those hellions...even when they are clawing your ass or smacking you around.<br><br>*New Avatar! Jeff smiles! Stewie Rocks!...lmao*<br><br><b>Kat</b>: lol...the title of the article is actually \"Real Life Garfield\"! If it is real, it's as you said, who let's their cat get that big? And why is the vet not on her ass to do something about it?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 4:41 am | <a href=\"#28736\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28745\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=80783ca0ff55e256ce644fd39da5d94d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ha! I was going to say \"Garfield, is that you?\" (Okay, I just did.) And then I read the title of the article. That's just mean, I think.<br><br>Unless maybe he's just big-boned.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melisa | <a href=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 8:33 am | <a href=\"#28745\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28749\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=b82924268e0462f279ad8923516c570d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />One of my issues with cats in general is that they can sneak up on you (me) but this cat right here? Yeah, I'd probably know if it was approaching me from behind. It's like the Marlon Brando of cats! <br><br><i>Stelllllllaaaaaaaaaa!</i><br><br>Jules<br><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">House of Jules</a><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jules | <a href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 9:37 am | <a href=\"#28749\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28754\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7dc5677e32b0a12afd15c98a115566ba&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Holy shit that's a big pussy!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jen | <a href=\"http://jensjournal-jeckcox.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://jensjournal-jeckcox.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 2:01 pm | <a href=\"#28754\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28763\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Lmfao!  It's usually late when we talk okay?? Lol!!<br><br>Besides which, my brain's \"on\" switch is broken.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 7:05 pm | <a href=\"#28763\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28771\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You're brain switch isn't broken.  You just forget how to use the switch.  Heaven help us though, if you feed our cats like my mom feeds hers, Tara will be that size before long.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.15.08 - 11:09 pm | <a href=\"#28771\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28774\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />'scuse me?  You'd start a war on poor Taj's blog??  NOT cool hon! <b>NOT</b> cool!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 2:37 am | <a href=\"#28774\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28787\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Not at all.  Just correcting your use of English to represent fact.  :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 8:57 am | <a href=\"#28787\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28794\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Pffft!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 2:17 pm | <a href=\"#28794\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28817\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Melisa</b>: lol @ just big-boned!<br><br><b>Jules</b>: The <i>Stelllllllaaaaaaaaaa!</i> made me snort! Forget about sneaking up on you, my cats plan full on attacks. If it's after midnight, I have to survey the bathroom like a fucking sniper. One of those little gits are always waiting for a prime opportunity to scare the shit out of me.<br><br>But him? Yeah, he'd be too winded to even try.<br><br><b>Jen</b>: Helluva big pussy! <br><br><b>Dawn</b> and <b>Jeff</b>: You two need a time out...lmao Really though, whether it be broken or just forgotten to be turned on...I wasn't aware you even had a switch at all! :P<br><br>Oh and Jeff....I wish I could up the size on the avatars just to make Stewie bigger! I would totally be his cartoon bitch.<br><br><i>\"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOPS! Big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.\"</i><br><br>I am so in love with Stewie...*swoon*<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 10:14 pm | <a href=\"#28817\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28819\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I still hold a firm belief that Seth McFarlane based a good part of the Stewie character on me.  I just wonder if my Mom had surgery on my head to take the rugby ball shape away...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 11:36 pm | <a href=\"#28819\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28820\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />*Sniggers at Jeffers with a rugby ball shaped head*<br><br>You ever looked in the mirror hon? :P<br><br>And Taj .. we have timeouts all the time.  They just don't do anything :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.16.08 - 11:47 pm | <a href=\"#28820\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28861\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=007fa1420a5d51593d477daa682a71df&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />that cat cant be real, the tail is HUGE. Tails don't have fat do they?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           B | <a href=\"http://positiveboredom.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://positiveboredom.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.18.08 - 11:33 am | <a href=\"#28861\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28869\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You ask me whether or not I look in the mirror after accusing me of constantly preening?<br><br>Besides, I'm sure I'm the result of fantastic cosmetic head shape surgery.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.18.08 - 3:37 pm | <a href=\"#28869\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28890\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You do constantly preen.  <br><br>You just don't check the shape of your head hon.  Too busy admiring the shape of other things :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.18.08 - 10:52 pm | <a href=\"#28890\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28892\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>B</b>: Hmmm...I'd beg to differ...Jlo seems to have a bit of fat in her tail. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> Seriously though, I do lean to the \"photoshop\" argument. I just can't fathom a cat that size.<br><br>Thanks for dropping by!<br><br>And how much do I love seeing Doug and Stewie in my comment box!<br><br><b>Dawn</b> and <b>Jeff</b>: You know you really could have left out the admiring the shape of other things part. Really, think of my innocent mind! hee hee<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.18.08 - 11:17 pm | <a href=\"#28892\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28895\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Taj, there's an actual part of you that's innocent?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.18.08 - 11:42 pm | <a href=\"#28895\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"28896\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Jeff</b>: I think I just snorted and spit at the same time! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> <br>I'll have you know that my right pinkie is quite innocent. 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