document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/TajCee/CommentsBanner.jpg\"><p><i>~Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.~</i></p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29100\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Lol!<br><br>Holy fuck, but thats just insane!   Imagine, he has enough meat on him to feed an entire country for a year!<br><br>I know there's so many things that go into the Guinness Book Of records, but holy crap lol. <br><br>Biggest Cow?  I guess a certain enemy of mine just lost her record.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 12:46 am | <a href=\"#29100\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29107\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=80783ca0ff55e256ce644fd39da5d94d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Dawn: LOL!<br><br>This cow was on the Today show early in the week: totally unbelievable if I hadn't seen it myself!!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melisa | <a href=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 7:44 am | <a href=\"#29107\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29108\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cfbd25386a1220040eb102250784c2cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Damn, could you imagine the steaks you could get off of him, JK!! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melissa | <a href=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 9:40 am | <a href=\"#29108\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29121\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LOL!<br><br>And it IS BBQ Season again :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 3:12 pm | <a href=\"#29121\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29130\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e46e1d5a0243170bd1e9bd82f4d561a8&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />And I can't help but imagine how big a steak would be from dear old Chili.  'Course it would probably be tough, since he'd need a lot more than the standard amount of muscle to move his girth around.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Steph | <a href=\"http://www.kranedawg.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.kranedawg.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 7:07 pm | <a href=\"#29130\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29131\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Mmmmm... giagantism afflicted cow steaks.... [drools].<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.23.08 - 8:07 pm | <a href=\"#29131\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29136\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=7ab417ce4cbc23ea4690ee49033e09cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LOL Jeff!<br><br>Just think, all those who go hunting with your dad spend a week out in the bush for an animal half the size of this!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dawn | <a href=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\" title=\"http://retardedrugrat.wordpres.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 12:59 am | <a href=\"#29136\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29137\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Dawn</b>: I had a line in the post about feeding a whole town but deleted it. Leave it to you to say it anyway! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> Then top it off with \"it's BBQ season\". lmao<br><br><b>Melisa</b>: Unbelievable is right! My kid saw Chili and I think she's scarred for life..lol.<br><br><b>Melissa</b>: lmao.. you and Dawn are going to have a hundred vegans furiously e-mailing my ass. Love it!<br><br><b>Steph</b>: As innocent as your comment was, seeing girth, muscle and Chilli in the same sentence kind of grossed me out! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" />   <br><br><b>Jeff</b>: What could possibly be tastier?! How about acromegaly tainted pig snout? Yum!<br><br>(I just grossed myself out even further.)<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 1:07 am | <a href=\"#29137\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29138\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Babe</b> True, but they can kill the moose in a more humane manner than the cow would normally get.<br><br><b>Taj</b> How about 64 slices of American cheese... at two in the morning... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 1:29 am | <a href=\"#29138\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29141\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Oh hell no! That one upped the ick factor right there. I don't do American cheese slices. And never, ever will.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.24.08 - 3:28 am | <a href=\"#29141\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29176\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Well, American cheese slices do trump out the ever available 'Chutney Squishey' at the Qwik-E-Mart.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.25.08 - 2:58 am | <a href=\"#29176\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29232\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=fef77d31fd136ce08a6fc28f05d2d7e5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Wow. What kind of drugs is this cow on?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kris | <a href=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.26.08 - 5:27 pm | <a href=\"#29232\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29273\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Jeff</b>: As curious as I am, I'm also afraid to ask what a Chutney Squishey is.<br><br><b>Kris</b>: If it is some type of drug (which they say it isn't), it's a pretty strong ass one!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.27.08 - 11:42 pm | <a href=\"#29273\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 125px;\"><a href=\"http://www.offbeatguides.com/partner/12345/program/jskit104\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/offbeatguidesbanner.jpg\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/tajwanders/4065282957070839161/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='tajwanders' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='4065282957070839161' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");