document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb78/TajCee/CommentsBanner.jpg\"><p><i>~Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.~</i></p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29275\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=b82924268e0462f279ad8923516c570d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Best neighbors ever.<br>Jules<br><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">House of Jules</a><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jules | <a href=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.27.08 - 11:57 pm | <a href=\"#29275\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29279\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Where on earth did this soft spot come from?  Or has my condition of being overworked and underpaid finally affect my cerebral cortex?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 2:47 am | <a href=\"#29279\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29284\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Jules</b>: You have no idea how much I've missed you.<br><br><b>Jeff</b>: Couldn't we just blame it on your cerebral cortex? If word got out about my soft spot, they might just revoke my membership at the Fuck You All  Club. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 3:13 am | <a href=\"#29284\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29285\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c916843a86dd3a8f1e3a4d60842fdec5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Wow your neighbor is really lucky. What a sweet thing to do, seriously and I respect you and the warden even more so because me? I'm absolutely anal when it comes to my newspaper. I can't have anyone touching it before I have read it and even then I get  in a huff when the pages are bent or mixed up.<br><br>This just put a huge smile on my face.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kat | <a href=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 4:00 am | <a href=\"#29285\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29288\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e46e1d5a0243170bd1e9bd82f4d561a8&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Awww...<br><br>This post started out so sweet and then ended on such a hilarious note!  I love it.  :P<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Steph | <a href=\"http://www.kranedawg.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.kranedawg.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 5:03 am | <a href=\"#29288\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29293\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=80783ca0ff55e256ce644fd39da5d94d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />At least you know where he stands...<br><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" />  <br>What a great guy!<br><br>Do you have a paper delivery boy, or is it delivered by fuck?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melisa | <a href=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 7:39 am | <a href=\"#29293\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29295\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=60635e00abd6017a3333f64b90cf5987&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Hey, atleast he wants the 'ass-shakin' from you and not your neighbor! <br><br>What a Big-hearted guy! Great story to start my morning.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Keri | <a href=\"http://stripeycatproduction.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://stripeycatproduction.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 9:00 am | <a href=\"#29295\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29299\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=adbfc92d6f75dfcfc986c47265437909&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I love this story!  Thanks for sharing it...<br>Kim in DC<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kim Martucci | <a href=\"http://www.wusa9.com/life/community/persona.aspx?U=483ea8355d864a69a42\" title=\"http://www.wusa9.com/life/community/persona.aspx?U=483ea8355d864a69a42\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 9:55 am | <a href=\"#29299\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29300\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=cfbd25386a1220040eb102250784c2cd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Your Warden is definitely a keeper!! I'm thinking some ass shakin' is on the way...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Melissa | <a href=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://hopesmommy.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 10:02 am | <a href=\"#29300\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29310\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=fef77d31fd136ce08a6fc28f05d2d7e5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />It takes a village, man.<br><br>What a guy!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kris | <a href=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://lovelydisturbance.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 8:34 pm | <a href=\"#29310\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29313\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e5321890ae8bfa2ec3b40886b66677c&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Awww, how sweet! The paper thing. Not the ass shakin' comment.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Kristabella | <a href=\"http://fullofsnark.com\" title=\"http://fullofsnark.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 9:54 pm | <a href=\"#29313\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29318\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Though I sadly now experience 'middle age moments' (a variety of the 'senior' moments my mother suffers), my cerebum is NOT that damaged as to miss the small amounts of humanity that still linger within the deepest recesses of your soul.  Go 'it' hunting to purge them.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 11:40 pm | <a href=\"#29318\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29320\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Kat</b>: I love the fact that you're anal about your newspaper! Now that I've got my own back, I'm guarding it with my life..lol<br><br><b>Steph</b>: That describes 60% of my daily experiences! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br><b>Melisa</b>: <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> If I had a paper delivered by fuck...I think I'd have to have it delivered 3 or 4 times a day!<br><br><b>KerI</b>: He is a big hearted guy! There are times when his kindness aggravates the heck out of me. But like he says, his kindness was part of the reason I fell in love with him. No point in bitching about it now. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br><b>Kim</b>: I'm glad you liked! And thank you for stopping by!<br><br><b>Melissa</b>: lol..definitely a keeper and definitely some ass shakin'!<br><br><b>Kris</b>: That he is!<br><br><b>Kristabella</b>: Ass shakin' can be pretty sweet. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /> <br><br><b>Jeff</b>: \"It\" hunting will purge more than my remnants of humanity.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.28.08 - 11:59 pm | <a href=\"#29320\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29322\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0e7128c173d7d73b72d01b566e4da897&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Yeah, my better half warns me of that too.  Damn stupid irony!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jeff | <a href=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://agoldenworld.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.29.08 - 1:13 am | <a href=\"#29322\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29421\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=e64f432c566536cb6dfaefaee6e51501&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />that is too cute. and sweet. and so typical of a man to end it with that. LOL<br /><span class=\"byline\">           andie | <a href=\"http://sweetsouthernspirited.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://sweetsouthernspirited.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 05.31.08 - 3:06 pm | <a href=\"#29421\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"29504\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=f4eb744a7038316fe5a0ce7740025b0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fi211.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb78%2FTajCee%2FA2Star-2.gif&amp;rating=R&amp;size=80\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><b>Andie</b>: Very typical! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Taj | <a href=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://tajwanders.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 06.03.08 - 11:59 pm | <a href=\"#29504\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 234px;\"><a href=\"http://js-kit.com/?hsad\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/jskit-ad-banner-small.png\" width=\"234\" height=\"60\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/tajwanders/5489259395238688241/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='tajwanders' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='5489259395238688241' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");