it's things lik this that make you YOU... love it.. 
Dr. Tan: Thank you, now take off your clothes and Imma going to give you some loving.
how about a lastic? :D
Dr. Tan: Stones heavy lah dude. After that when the dog barks it'll be high pitched.
Birds of a feather flock together. There's been quite a few of such posts, so, really, is it time to better your friends or yourself, dude? hahaha
Dr. Tan: Oi you know the implications of what you just said? You're my friend too wtf.
*tralala*
Dr. Tan: Tralala is also known as a dick.
Hmm...I'm not sure if PETA reads your blog but I've done it before with a couple of friends when I was really young. Involved a stray dog, similar situation (target, rather) and a firecracker tied to said anatomy.
I know it's evil. Sorry. I think I was 10 or 12 back then.
Dr. Tan: I have a little question though. How the hell did you manage to get hold of the dog and not have him bite you?
WTF man so evil one you.
yh you tralala =D haha, new word learnt
Dr. Tan: wtf... -.-
It was quite easy. The dog was a stray and thus quite easily tempted by food. It (he) was eating the Chinese New Year bak gua and my friend duct taped either a chai lei or ta di lei gong (those huge crackers) to his scrotum area.
I am sorry to say that I was the one who lit the fuse.
Dr. Tan: I once threw a chai lei onto a zinc roof of some kampung guy and a hole appeared.
I also heard rumours that two da di lei gong can blow apart a public phone, after which you can access the coin box.
What happened to the dog?
I don't know. It ran away like a bolt of lightning after the firecracker exploded. There were drops of blood on the floor and everything. My bad.
Dr. Tan: ................ ...... ........ f.....r. ............. omfg.
WTF. that's sick and cruel!!
no you don't need better friends because you are already very polluted. XD
Dr. Tan: Well, they say that friends who sit together always instigate each other. In this case, my friends are worse than me; thus justified for me to go get better friends.
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