ping? pong!
What about a Malkin pom-pom reference?
So a guy who lives in a suburb near another suburb in which some people originally from Pakistan live is evidence this might be a terrorist plot... or not, but let's write a whole column about it anyway. She should check out YouTube. There are people dropping Mentos in Coke all over the country, and some of them have brown hair.
My mistake was in clicking the YouTube play button. I should have never given the Runaways that second chance.
"I'll make you a bet Debs. I say this feller is more likely into NASCAR, has a Cat Hat, enjoys a twelver of Bud Lite nightly, and likes the chaw.
Jihadi or Dumd Ass Hick?
You make the call!"
I wonder if she'll take the bet?
Quite frankly, I never envisioned Malkin as part of a ping pong ball act.
Nah, it's much more likely that she'd do the donkey show. That actually explaing a lot of her behavior--she's ashamed of her fetish, and lashes out at Democrats to assuage her guilt. It's our fault, really, for choosing a donkey as our party's symbol.
Something or somebody is eating all the seed out of my bird feeder before the birds can get it. It might not be Muslims. But who knows?
When my wife yells at me for leaving the toilet seat up, I just blame al-Sadr.
I know this might shock people, what with me being an old lady and all, but kids were doing stupid things with cherry bombs (and anything else they could find to blow up), long before Schlussel even knew what a Muslim was.
It has got to be difficult to hate this much.
"After all, I wouldn't want to disappoint the deceptively-named, Nazi-funded Media Matters for America."
Jeebus, thats quite a stretch there Big Debbie but If you wanna go there you might as well indict Prescott Bush and his financial shenanigans with Ze Fatherland.
Back in the high school days, we used pipe rather than ping pong balls - yields much more "oomph." And Pyrodex FFF crushed to talc-like fines w/ mortar and pestle.
:o)
Swarthy but not Muslim,
Oh, fer the love of pete! Young men have been making things that explode for fun ever since there WERE things that explode. I grew up making everything from cherry bombs and salutes to pipe bombs and light-bulb-based electrical detonators.
I STILL make salutes every summer. Four parts potassium perchlorate, one part fine-mesh aluminum powder, mix with GREAT CARE, use half inch PVC pipe from the hardware store. Imprssive bang and flash.
Oh, I'm a caucasian of Irish extraction from northern california.
It's much more a case of boys will be boys than it is a case of muslims will be terrorists...
mikey
Keep in mind that this is the same evil cow who declared the slaughter at VTech the work of a muslim before the smoke had time to clear.
She jest wanna gotta be right one time so she can jump and down pissing herself with excitement say SEEEEE I'M RIGHT!
Jesus. It was the Seatlle Jewish FEDERATION. The JCC that got attacked was in Los Angeles. Is it actually so hard for these people to be accurate?
hollowed out co2 cartriges. Pack with match heads. loaded into pipes..instant mortar....I was a kid!
So, this has become a terrorist site with all these directions on how to make bombs? Does no one think that this will embolden and instruct local terrorists and present a danger to power stations and railroad bridges?
What is Michiganese for "Hey ya'll, watch this," which usually ends with a trip to the emergency room or morgue.
I know this might shock people, what with me being an old lady and all, but kids were doing stupid things with cherry bombs (and anything else they could find to blow up), long before Schlussel even knew what a Muslim was.
jnfr
Pardon me, but what makes you think that Debs actually knows what a Muslim is?
She knows what she thinks a Muslim is, but the difference between the two is further than the distance from Debs to sanity.
I hope she linked to the site that tells how to make these bombs. It should thin out the wingnut crowd.
He and his friends created homemade bombs using gunpowder and tennis and ping-pong balls.
Make it golf balls, & we would have real WMDs (Weapons of Masturbatory Depravity!)
So if we assume that everybody who comes from a suburb near a different suburb is from Pakistan, just how far does the zone of suspicion extend?
Or should we just go ahead and admit that jihadis are plotting to take the Big 10 championship?
There is no god but God, and I'd be awesome to explode a commode.
In Alabama, this sort of thing is known as "Thursday".
Well, I'm sure Jesse thinks she's a firecracker when they're bouncing ...
(See you in a couple...)
"etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam"
I think we have the title of Debbie's eventual book.
What is good in life?
A pretty girl on a spring day,
Lying in a hammock in your back yard in summer
Building a snow fort with your kid on a bright winter morning
Hiking in the upper midwest in fall
AND SEEING MAN UTD ELIMINATED FROM THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark.
Ah, where have all the surly girls in lingerie gone?
We did the match-head explosive thing too as a kid, but we packed the red stuff into the end of bike spokes, held a lit match under it till it popped. Bent the spoke around to make a mount: tiniest of cannons.
"...a Detroit suburb near Dearbornistan with a large Muslim population composed primarily of Pakis, er...Pakistanis--"
Oh, we're SO cute when we correct ourselves for using a racial slur. Tee hee.
Hey, Debbie, your country's FULL of "Pakis." Maybe you should find one that isn't and move there.
My own self-correction: that's not a RACIAL slur, but an ethnic slur. Point remains the same.
So now the great Islamic hordes have found the perfect way to destroy America -- cherry bombs. If that doesn't bring us to our knees, I don't know what will.
Sigh. This woman is such a bore. Dumber than Malkin and not as infuriating as Coulter.
"Tbogg the Troublemaker" 99% of us would have read the post & comments and then went to another site and THEN have the thought come to us "Damn.I should have said something about Malkin and Ping-Pong balls. BUT NOOOOOOOO!..........Jude...You're going to burn in Hell,but I'll be there already. I'm amazed there are no "Thought Police" here by now.
"I like you, Stuart. You're not like the other people here in this trailer park. But you don't know what the queers have subcontracted the islamofascists to do to the soil..."
Oh! I get it! A white suburban kid being a reckless dickhead with a cherry bomb is merely being a merry prankster, while a Pakistani suburban kid being a reckless dickhead with a cherry bomb is a terrorist.
Debbie. Thanks for clarifying. Terrorism is in the eye of the very easily terrified.
It's quite obvious she does not get out of her West Bloomfield basement much.
Canton is west of Westland. There is a 15 mile distance from Canton and Dearborn.
Although the guy was stupid Schlussel is even more stupid and geographically challenged about her own state.
According to Wiki, here's the demographics for Canton:
As of the census˛ of 2000, there were 76,366 people, 27,490 households, and 20,562 families residing in the township. The population density was 819.0/km˛ (2,121.5/mi˛). There were 28,430 housing units at an average density of 304.9/km˛ (789.8/mi˛). The racial makeup of the township was 83.87% White, 4.54% African American, 0.29% Native American, 8.73% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.64% from other races, and 1.91% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.34% of the population.
Schlussel's probably never been to Canton. I lived there for several years and now I live not that far from her meathead highness.
She pulled the dearborn muslim aspect out of her ass.
yeah,
Michelle and debbie are always pulling (or pushing) things out of their asses. Its kinda like watching someone play ping pong without a paddle, if you know what i mean... I think a fortnight is two weeks.
I'm amazed there are no "Thought Police" here by now.
Oh, we're here, and pissing ourselves laughing. It's all about the context, see.
See, I always thought that most of the Arab population in Michigan (especially Dearborn) was Lebanese, and thus mostly Christian.
Oops, I forgot -- for people like Debbie, Arab = Muslim, even when they've been Christian since before Debbie's ancestors stopped invading Rome.
Having been born and raised in Dearborn - there are very few Pakistani people there. Mostly Lebanese, Palestinian (is that what she meant?), Arabic and Iraqi. And there was a big ass bomb/death threat there the other night re: Muslims. No reporting on that?
I'm mortified that this woman is from MI. MORTIFIED.
Speaking of geographically challenged, the "UNC jeep jihadist in Raleigh NC" is a good one, Raleigh being about 40 minutes away and an entirely different city than the one that hosts UNC. That would be Chapel Hill.
Ahh Big Deb, someday she is going to get that sweet sweet wingnut welfare from FOX on a regular basis, and we'll be able to say we knew her when she was just lawyer with a gleam in her eye and half a pharmacy in her veins.
I live in Dearborn. I'm Lebanese, Muslim and surprisingly, not a terrorist. When Debbie Downer first popped on the local airwaves spewing her JDL-esque hate speak, a lot of local community advocates took her very seriously, trying to engage her hateful rhetoric. But nobody around here takes her very seriously anymore, she's mostly viewed as a pathetic hate monger.
For example, last summer she posted an article on her blog claiming that Dearborn's Fordson High School, my alma mater, with a student body that is over 90% Arab-American--was essentially a government subsidized training camp for Hezbollah.
What did the community do in response? Nothing.
I wrote a tongue-in-cheek post on my blog exposing the secret Hezbollah agenda at Fordson High School.
shun the nonbeliever
Jihadi or Dumb Ass Hick?
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The except doesn't only implies he was a Pakistani because he lived in a predominantly Pakistani neighborhood.
By those standards I'm Black.
Enjoy.
correct last post to:
excerpt ONLY IMPLIES
The excerpt only implies he was a Pakistani because he lived in a predominantly Pakistani neighborhood.
Actually, its even stupider than that. She implies he was a Pakistani because he lives in a town that is near to another city that she THINKS has a lot of Pakistanis. Canton, where the young man blew his hand up, is predominantly white.
Ho ho! You should hear the dumb shit my husband did before he was saved by rock n roll. Yeesh.
The screws embedded in his mother's garden shed! The time his brother almost blew himself up tamping shaved match heads into the steel pipe! The time his mama had to sign for chemicals at the Science Experiment Store! (You boys aren't doing anything dangerous, are you?) The Safety Rocket Launcher made in 7th grade shop class!
That Debbie broad is writing this to get our goat, isn't she? She can't really be this stupid and live on her own, can she?
She can't really be this stupid and live on her own, can she?
Debbie's a favorite over at World O'Crap. I've learned not to underestimate her.
@klyde
Given Leeds' imminent relegation from the Championship and a poisoning by pistachio nuts that left me more bloated and gaseous than a week of Malkin's fuckery, that is the only bright spot in a horrible week.
Sorry Doctor Zen, but as a man who remembers all too clearly Don Revie's rule at Dirty Dirty Leeds, and their savage, X-rated style of play, I shall be laughing like a drain when LUFC go down to the third tier of English football.
Yes, a fortnight is 2 weeks.
Even beyond the obvious idiocy, there's a really telling logical error hidden in the piece.
Since Muslim terrorists are generally more clandestine--and occasionally more clever--than that, looking for the best way to hurt the most infidels and not get caught, the man and his buddies might not be Muslims.
Alternatively, they might not be terrorists. But of course, for Debbie, Muslim=terrorist.
Once, when I was employed, I worked in the fortresslike guts of an old federal building. After the Oklahoma City bombing, my comically stupid boss suggested to a contract maintenance crew that they hide the toilet paper for the public bathrooms. It could after all, be used to start a fire, and vaporize all that concrete and steel.
The fact that there were no arrests must mean that they were a bunch of Michigan good 'ol boys.
What is it and Malkin Ping Pong ball comments?
Is she renowned for playing a good game of Ping Pong? That seems very unlikely as everyone knows only Asians are experts at Ping Pong. And someone as ultra-white as Malkin could never be mistaken as a foreigner.
Upon reflection, I've decided it would be fun to watch Joan Jett kick the living shit out of Debbie Schussel.
In my neck of the woods, a Packie has always meant a liquor store.
(We call 'em package stores in RI. I don't know why.)
It would have been perfectly fine if the fireworks were used to explode small animals a la Chimpy.
"...They're building landing strips for gay Islamojihadifacist Martians! You know what, Stuart, I like you! You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park..."
Mmmmmm. Cherrie Currie.
Incident #98974593285
verifying, once again, that...
Rightwingers are dangerous losers!!
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