I know your time is short, but if possible, can you answer a few questions for all of us topside, air-breathing landlubbers?

1. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (You'll have to ask someone on board who has young kids.)

2. How much water does a sponge hold when it's under water?

3. Is this trip anything like The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou?

4. Is there any sand down there that can be used on Miami Beach between 65th and 85th streets? (The Army Corps asked me to ask you that).

5. How many broken off grouper jigs do you see down there? That's why we can't fish the Oculina Bank.

6. What time is the midnight buffet on that cruise ship and how many people are surfing in the wave pool?

7. What trolling speed is the ship making for the best wahoo bites? Full moon coming, wahoo bite should be good there.

I know you're busy. Inquiring minds want to know.

10:34:52 a.m. on June 8, 2006
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