um...footie pj's...that's what honey is for, i strategically time our visits so he keeps my feet warm at night.
I used to have the same frantic search for quarters. I finally got a local bank just so i could go and get rolls of them without being hassled by the transit police - they obviously don't like you using their change machines for your personal laundry needs...
Okay, I know I'm hyperdosed on flu meds, but did you say you went to lunch looking to get piles?
And, I can fold an upright dollar bill, so that when it's unfolded, it's upside down. Memory from 3rd grade --- I haz it.
Woot woot! A shout out for the Peruvian's in the hiz-ouse! 
You know I read every word of every post, right cousin?
oh, and pushups...what pushups?!? I restarted yestderday. I felt guilty.
You could also befriend a male stripper and/or cute waiter and ask if you can trade him for ones ...
Yup, twelve year old right here (raising my hand). You had me at "tongue bone". HAA HAAAAAA!!!
Footie pajamas aren't just about the warm feet -- it's no waistbands, no drafts up your skirt, the pure joyful dorkiness of wearing footie pajamas at our age...
Kim, I thought of you yesterday. My bank is advertising in The Onion, and the ad shows how to use a dollar bill as a bottle opener. I should scan that and post it or something.
Jax, baby, I read every word of you too. It's good to know somebody's still paying heed to the Peruvians.
Pushups. *cough* Soon.
Oh, yes, I think "I need ones for my parking lot" would be an EXCELLENT entree with a male stripper or a cute waiter.
I knew you'd come along for the ride, Kelly.
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