"Why are my shoes so shiny?! Shiny shiny shoes!"
Wait - am I the only one whose played that game?
Never mind...
Is it reallt your birthday?!
I need to know the rules to this game, Lyda.
Not my birthday, Carol... I know I tell people I'm 113, but it's mostly so they'll tell me how good I look for my age.
And your 'guest' will be....??
I took no guest. I hung around Hans and my supervisor all night. I'm a loser, baby...
So the shiny shoes necessitated the flossy undies? Oh wait, you said you weren't raised Catholic. Hope it was fun, you jet-setter, you.
I've always assumed that Hans is not his real name, but every time I read about him I picture you all doing your best Hans and Frans impressions.
The rules to the game are: Destroy All Humans! That's the name of the game too. You also have to pick up cows with telekinesis, read minds, and steal human identities and pretend to be a hippie, a cop, etc. Oh, you also have to collect human brain stems. You use your mind powers to make their brain come splatting out of their heads. And you get a cool spaceship to zap various buildings, Men in Black, tanks...
The funniest part is that because you have alien mind powers, you can read human minds. Humans think things like the shiny shoes line.
Oh, and your character sounds like Jack Nicholson and says things like "They eat with their MOUTHS??!! I think I'm going to be sick!!"
Well, they were strappy and shiny, to A-L, so if the patent leather effect was my goal, my shaky grasp of physics would have defeated me anyway.
Hans is actually his real name.
So it's a fairly simple game... at least not complex. Destroy All Humans seems straightforward. Who knew there were shiny shoes in zombie games?
Excuse me, I have to go do the "pump you up" thing to Hans. 'Cause I never thought of that before (I'm kinda disappointed in myself). I'm sure he's never heard it before...
'I have to go do the "pump you up" thing to Hans.'
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? (Sorry, inappropriate twelveness!)
I took this company's sexual harrassment training (which I still ask, "Is that training in how to harrass?"). I know I'm not supposed to do that.
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