I believe I will submit your baby-blanket measuring technique to the Kelly Girls, my stitch-n-bitch group, for officiating. I know that there is at least one gal who will appreciate that right about now.
"Henceforth, all baby-blankets shall be measured in wine bottles. This measurement shall be merely deliniative, not being indicative of the amount of wine actually imbibed during the knitting of said blanket. That is a wholly separate measurement."
I don't believe in kharma. But I do believe that bad things happen in threes. Your three are up, gf! You're on the upswing now -- all you have to do is wait for something awesome.
You need a soundtrack -- a mixed tape, er, CD, to usher in your awesome.
*snarf*
I think I'll add the Wine Bottle Baby Blanket Initiative to the Yarn as a Form of Measurement Intitiative and submit it to my state representative. Or would my congressman handle these sorts of things?
Every time I see a baseball player come up to bat and hear the theme song, I say, "Hey, I want a soundtrack too."
uhm replace "deliniative" with delineative"
curse you spellcheck! thou hast made an idiot of me.
thanks.
Thank the Gods that's over! Stupid Blanket knitting was driving me to drink! Seriously, let me teach you to crochet the border. Or Mary Kay will. It's an act of humanity.
I need to know how to attach the pretty leaf border via crochet. I will gladly place my pathetic self in y'all's capable hands for that.
What will we do without Stupid Blanket?! We already lost Heathers! Can we stand it?
I think that Stupid Blanket came out really lovely. And it will be one-of-a-kind (I'm just guessin' you aren't going to be starting a new one). Looking forward to the pics of the finished project.
Male Lady next door? How would you get in and out of the house? You may have to have Cat for Scale attack. (Such an adorable cat! Must go look at his pics again now...)
Lyda
I once had a stalker, and it makes for funny stories now, but then it was scary!
fuck. I typed a comment and then it disappeared.
I want to be your friend! I want to move next door! I can send you bottles (lots and lots) to measure your blankeys.
OK, how desperate am I?
Oh, and this thingy-- § -- is called a Section Sign.
Today’s lesson has been brought to you by the letter Zed.
Both my babies were approximately a wine-bottle-and-a-half in length. I think it's a perfectly legitimate scale.
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