When you go to return it, bring your husband with you.

Cashier: "Why are you returning the product?"

*pause*

You: "Show her, honey."
moooooog35 | Homepage | 06.02.08 - 1:22 pm | #

i don't know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. sounds great, i just use spit like all the pornstars
ted velvet | Homepage | 06.02.08 - 9:54 pm | #

Chris and I also tried it with our shoes on. We liked it a lot. Although I do have to agree that it feels like you sat in a freezer for about an hr. Before we actually tried it I was in bed waiting for Chris to pee and I put the stuff on myself Chris crawls up the front of the bed under the covers to go out for dinner and yells "ACCKKK!" so no the stuff is definately NOT edible.
Patti | 06.03.08 - 8:32 am | #

LMAO! If it is edible, watch out that your tongue doesn't freeze and then just go numb! Thanks for the review, I will so NOT be trying this one!
Cat | 06.03.08 - 12:55 pm | #

Great review. Looks like I can check it off the list.

It would be a hoot at the returns:

"I thought this would be more like crack for my cooter"

Thanks for taking one for the team.

-Stu
stu | 06.04.08 - 2:06 am | #

um...how weird is it that i totally want to try it now?

right. i know.
kate | Homepage | 06.04.08 - 8:36 pm | #

Kate, I will TOTALLY send you mine. :D
Jam | Homepage | 06.04.08 - 10:33 pm | #

Oh my. This was indeed a very good pubic, I mean, public service announcement.

I'd thought about getting some of that just in the off chance I might get some nookie sometime this century.

Now that, my friend would have been a buzz kill.
catscratch diva | Homepage | 06.06.08 - 12:10 pm | #