No Shit?
Jamie you just said what most of are thinking everytime we go to a store. Love it!
omg, you took words out of my mouth! LOL. I dont' usuall park way in the back but can feel your pain! Everything else, i've had my own bitchfest about as well. You forgot to add about those fat asses that drive the motorized carts because they are too fat and lazy to walk around the store and get what they need. Their exercise was walking from the car to the door, after of course, parking in a handicapped spot. I cannot stand when I see a huge person driving those things. I just want to tell them to get off and leave it for someone that really does need to use it and won't be able to now because their fat lazy asses are hogging it because they are fat and lazy. Argh. We should go to the store some time together. I am sure we'd get kicked out, LOL! If not, we'd piss ourselves the whole time!
Love exactly! A while back some dumb fuck decided it was perfectly cool to I think ram my passenger door with their car and leave. I was parked in BFE too! WTF!!!!! Assholes or better yet assfucks!
well said.
-Stu
They said that eating is the best pleasure and there are lots of good tasting food out in the grocery. Chefs spent their talents and knowledge in making an excellent tasting food as real as they want it to be. Its alright to eat whatever food that taste good on you but don't forget that everything that is much is bad. And then that's when unwanted fats born 
I live in an area where many foreigners reside and when they shop the whole extended family comes along. They all stand around in the aisles together and no one can get around them. Trying to be polite and saying excuse me to get around them does not work...they pretend they don't hear or can't speak english, or they just ignore the request. So I finally went out and bought one of those black bulbed bicycle horns and put it on my cart and started to blow it. Amazing how quickly they understood that. I now feel like Moses parting the sea.
Good to know that every person in the store is looking in my cart to make sure there are veggies in there because I'm gigantically fat.
Enjoy the ho ho's. Be sure to give some to your urine obsessed kids. I think that's genetic, too, actually.
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