I had a friend that had that boob reduction surgery. I begged her not to do it (for obvious reasons), but she did anyway. I have never been able to look at her the same way since.

But then again, I suppose her decision to have her boobs reduced was not "all about me," was it?
mike | Homepage | 04.03.08 - 12:02 pm | #

I am so so sorry for your pains. You've described them so perfectly, I can recall the agony from nearly 8 years ago.

I hope you keep the boobs; they'll be fun again someday...

Stay strong.
stephanie (bad mom) | Homepage | 04.03.08 - 12:38 pm | #

Maybe you could just remove all of the door jambs in your house instead...
Stu | Homepage | 04.03.08 - 1:27 pm | #

F cup? sweet mother of God, how is it you only have one kid? If I was married to a woman with F cups. I'd never do anything but fill her with babies, everday, all day. Then i'd sell the kids and get back to making more. BTW- Good luck with the smoking thing. My Mom used her cigarettes as straws for her martini's when she was pregnant.
ted velvet | Homepage | 04.03.08 - 11:03 pm | #

Well if you have F cups then you don't have tits :-P I use to be a G cup. Now I'm a DD from losing weight and I want a lift. So I feel your pain.
KAT | 04.04.08 - 9:40 am | #

Hunnie, You are freaking funny. (but, you know that)There will be many drunky days ahead of you. Plus, the ritual piercing get more fun when you lay off for awhile.

*hug!*
karyn | 04.04.08 - 6:18 pm | #