No Shit?
I know where you're coming from... mine has almost gotten all questions that need to be answered contained into 2 word phrases.
Adorable post about poopy!
oh, nuh uh, you did not just use "drop the kids off at the pool" as a euphemism, for uh...oh nevermind. i cannot do it.
My wife is just naturally mean. She is so mean naturally that when she had PMS, she actually seemed nice.
I try to answer a question as simply as possible to avoid excess talking but I learned that was the wrong thing to do. Simple answers lead to tons and tons and tons of questions. So now when she asks me where I am, I give her the most long winded answer possible, including if I can, the latitude and longitude. Basically, I just keep talking until she has had it and says okay, okay, I get it.
She actually told me the other day that I act like a woman.
Fucking eh, I won.
I love reading your blog, you keep it entertaining!
Love the new back ground too!
the kid should get a cookie when he wipes well enough to not warrant a follow up wipe. Yea, you got it all! no cling-ons, no hanging chads, no brown bulls eyes, no paper up the crack... have an oreo
For a while Mason insisted on taking his shirt off any time he had to sit down on the toilet. Not a big deal until we were at a restaurant, friend's house, rest stop....
-Stu
i'm pretty sure you should name your baby Optimus Prime. Call him "timmy" for short. if it's a girl, name her after the thundercat "cheetara", yeah she might become a stripper, but meh.. there are worse jobs
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