You had me at "waxed muffin."
moooooog35 | Homepage | 07.14.08 - 12:48 pm | #

That was one crazy night in Guam...
Narm | Homepage | 07.14.08 - 3:50 pm | #

Kathy Lee's nipples keep 'em coming to my blog. I am surprised at how many people search for those nipples on a daily basis.

I don't know why I am surprised at that though. I mean I searched for them.
mike | Homepage | 07.14.08 - 8:10 pm | #

I think setting things a fire is for 25k...smoke bombs are for 10K oh and possibly cake..with buttercreme and strawberry filling..oh and if it says, "Christine Is Awesome In Every Way", all the better.
Christine | Homepage | 07.15.08 - 11:20 am | #

i'm not sure what to say...really. ya got me.
Jessica | 07.15.08 - 1:28 pm | #

I think waxed muffin should get you quite a few hits...
Preposterous Ponderings | Homepage | 07.16.08 - 6:56 pm | #

The most hits I ever had were from asking, "Have you seen my cock?"

I need to paint more roosters.
Lynn | Homepage | 07.17.08 - 11:23 am | #

Smooth monkey? No?
I'm no good with search terms either.

I so suck.

Congrats on the milestone!
catscratch | Homepage | 07.17.08 - 4:34 pm | #

You are right. You are sweet, from a distance

Now, put the matches down...

-Stu
stu | Homepage | 07.18.08 - 10:51 am | #

Well hell, I can't wait to see what I've won.
stephanie (bad mom) | Homepage | 07.18.08 - 5:30 pm | #

9740 today...almost there! Mine, not so much. Maybe if I were to post more often or be slightly entertaining, it might help, huh?
Stormy | Homepage | 07.21.08 - 1:45 pm | #

heh. i totally blew my 10,000th hit deal. i wanted to give some sort of made up prize or something to the 10,000th visitor.

guess who number 10k ended up being? yeah. me. checking my own blog. i'm pretty sure i'm still about 65% of my own readership.
kate | Homepage | 07.22.08 - 12:19 am | #

Thanks for your blog - you make me feel normal! Like I'm not the only arm militant trying to save the world one dickhead at a time.
Lea | 07.28.08 - 1:29 pm | #