document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><p>No Shit?</p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87732\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=44c608f06cdc632d72844136af1e5b64&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You had me at \"waxed muffin.\"<br /><span class=\"byline\">           moooooog35 | <a href=\"http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.14.08 - 12:48 pm | <a href=\"#87732\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87744\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=083f3b1d971cf49a52d28a64278a8aea&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />That was one crazy night in Guam...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Narm | <a href=\"http://lifeinthenook.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://lifeinthenook.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 07.14.08 - 3:50 pm | <a href=\"#87744\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87747\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=200facabaecc7cd4ef8a26d00db4d470&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Kathy Lee's nipples keep 'em coming to my blog. I am surprised at how many people search for those nipples on a daily basis. <br><br>I don't know why I am surprised at that though. I mean I searched for them.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           mike | <a href=\"http://tongueincheck.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://tongueincheck.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 07.14.08 - 8:10 pm | <a href=\"#87747\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87779\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=8ccb546940f282ba40d69783f112972a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I think setting things a fire is for 25k...smoke bombs are for 10K oh and possibly cake..with buttercreme and strawberry filling..oh and if it says, \"Christine Is Awesome In Every Way\", all the better.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Christine | <a href=\"http://realmendontwatchamericanidol.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://realmendontwatchamericanidol.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 07.15.08 - 11:20 am | <a href=\"#87779\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87782\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=fc992179470515b5834d40fe8c208b81&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />i'm not sure what to say...really.  ya got me.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jessica | 07.15.08 - 1:28 pm | <a href=\"#87782\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87845\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9c95218c3abb53fc6259aa6900624bc5&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />I think waxed muffin should get you quite a few hits...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Preposterous Ponderings | <a href=\"http://ponderthisponder.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://ponderthisponder.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 07.16.08 - 6:56 pm | <a href=\"#87845\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87854\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=5101c85f7fccace3b321e01c19fa6e83&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />The most hits I ever had were from asking, \"Have you seen my cock?\"<br><br>I need to paint more roosters. <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Lynn | <a href=\"http://reallivelesbian.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://reallivelesbian.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.17.08 - 11:23 am | <a href=\"#87854\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87860\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d345502ffc30b80e35090a893bbc9b4&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Smooth monkey?  No?<br>I'm no good with search terms either.<br><br>I so suck.<br><br>Congrats on the milestone!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           catscratch | <a href=\"http://rantingdiva.wordpress.com\" title=\"http://rantingdiva.wordpress.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.17.08 - 4:34 pm | <a href=\"#87860\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87866\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=118ca6c00dc7546f80a9eb542422edbb&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />You are right.  You are sweet, from a distance <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>Now, put the matches down...<br><br>-Stu<br /><span class=\"byline\">           stu | <a href=\"http://www.1badmom.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.1badmom.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.18.08 - 10:51 am | <a href=\"#87866\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87871\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=bbb761ed2147a01391613e815a9ff800&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Well hell, I can't wait to see what I've won.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           stephanie (bad mom) | <a href=\"http://www.1badmom.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.1badmom.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.18.08 - 5:30 pm | <a href=\"#87871\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87915\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9ff4cc29ecd2d90eafcefd988a39845a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />9740 today...almost there! Mine, not so much. Maybe if I were to post more often or be slightly entertaining, it might help, huh?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Stormy | <a href=\"http://justoutsideoftherealworld.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://justoutsideoftherealworld.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 07.21.08 - 1:45 pm | <a href=\"#87915\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"87926\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=abdbfa88b55ec0fbf47e8e9ebef1d6b0&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />heh.  i totally blew my 10,000th hit deal.  i wanted to give some sort of made up prize or something to the 10,000th visitor.  <br><br>guess who number 10k ended up being?  yeah.  me.  checking my own blog.  i'm pretty sure i'm still about 65% of my own readership.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           kate | <a href=\"http://katydidnot.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://katydidnot.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 07.22.08 - 12:19 am | <a href=\"#87926\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"88153\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Thanks for your blog - you make me feel normal! 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