chewing cud is when the cow regurgitates it's food back up into its mouth and chews on its own puke to digest its food better. as for your phobias, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were molested by a clown on a chicken farm while he ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without milk. duh. and if you don't remember it, it's because you've blocked it from your memory... Don't you have an Uncle Buck?...buck buck
ted velvet | Homepage | 03.11.08 - 10:03 pm | #

Spiders wig me out beyond belief. I'm not crazy about dragonflies either.

I can't stand the sound of people chewing their food either but even worse than that is the sound of eating utensils scraping against a plate. My wife has the worst habit of scraping her plate with her fork when she eats. Drives. Me. Up. The. Fucking. Wall.

Oh, and spoons. I can't stand to eat anything with a spoon. You ought to see me eating soup or ice cream with a fork.
Mike | Homepage | 03.11.08 - 10:17 pm | #

what happens when a chewing clown sits in a chicken box?
mspuddin | Homepage | 03.12.08 - 1:25 am | #

I too have a fear of buzzing insects - not butterflys though. It's the actual sounds that freaks me out. Now I know how to freak you out - cluck cluck - I'm a master chicken clucker :-P
Kat | 03.12.08 - 9:55 am | #

I guess if I ever needed to get vengeance on you, I'd just have to hire the gum chewing, chicken toting, butterfly collecting clown! That's some funny shit Jam!
Cat | 03.12.08 - 10:36 am | #

buzzing insects...not a fear, but a sever annoyance. and! i keep meaning to say how completely bitchin' your blog looks.
kate | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 7:32 pm | #