First and foremost, I applaud you for using the word 'retard' because I hate that so many are getting their panties in a bunch over that word these days. According to their logic, we probably should say 'idiot' either.

ANYHOW, I totally get what you're saying ... First, it's touching the pregnant belly and then it's people thinking that they can TOUCH YOUR BABY. What the hell?! Get your grubby hands off my child! Oh, and then there's the unsolicited advice. Thanks, but NO FUCKING THANKS.

I'm also an unschooling mom, so I get lots of questions like, "oh, is school out today?", which always leads to them wanting me to educate them on homeschooling. I'll pass.

Okay, so, maybe I have some unresolved issues with people in general. Bleh.
Jodi aka so NOT cool | Homepage | 09.25.08 - 2:02 pm | #

Just for the record, I did not use the word retard, I said socially retarded, there is a big difference. I'm just sayin.
Jam | Homepage | 09.25.08 - 2:09 pm | #

http://shop.cafepress.com/ humor_...pregnancy_funny


scroll down until you see "it". LOL.
Meli | 09.25.08 - 2:18 pm | #

Girl you crack me up!! Actually I do think they have those shirts!! LOL!! Pregnancy hormones?? Oops I hope I don't lose an eye for that one.
Misty Johnson | Homepage | 09.25.08 - 2:22 pm | #

People should learn pregnant women are scary creatures.

I've been around a couple in my lifetime and I STILL have nightmares.

So uh...when are you due?
slick | Homepage | 09.25.08 - 5:39 pm | #

LMAO!! I am in your same boat! I cant handle when people think its okay to invade my personal space..
Danielle | 09.26.08 - 7:41 am | #

It is so fucking retarded that these retards think it is appropriate to mess with you just because you're playing host to something feeding off of you for nine months.

Fucktards.
Chris | Homepage | 09.26.08 - 1:51 pm | #

Wow.

I'm tempted to put on a fake pregnancy belly just to get other chicks to touch me.

It's. Been. So. Long.

Maybe I should shave first.
moooooog35 | Homepage | 09.26.08 - 3:41 pm | #

Fun times, eh? The best is after baby is born, you've had 3 hours sleep, stuck in line at wal-mart with an old lady rubbing her germy hands all over your kid. Gotta love nosy people.
Nikki | 09.29.08 - 1:47 pm | #

i had an idiot argue with me that i was pregnant with twins

asshole: are you having twins?
me: no, there's just one
asshole: are you sure? you're huge
me (in the middle of a very busy airport yelling): so you're basically telling me i'm fat?! oh, so i'm shamu, a big fucking whale?!!!

i think i told a couple of inept morons i'd break their hand if they touched me again. i'm so not a nice pregnant lady.
jennifer Quebedeaux | 12.03.08 - 5:56 pm | #