document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><p>No Shit?</p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89658\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c6ca76ed9f39cbe723e8df0a3d19a9fd&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />First and foremost, I applaud you for using the word 'retard' because I hate that so many are getting their panties in a bunch over that word these days.  According to their logic, we probably should say 'idiot' either.  <br><br>ANYHOW, I totally get what you're saying ... First, it's touching the pregnant belly and then it's people thinking that they can TOUCH YOUR BABY.  What the hell?!  Get your grubby hands off my child!  Oh, and then there's the unsolicited advice.  Thanks, but NO FUCKING THANKS.  <br><br>I'm also an unschooling mom, so I get lots of questions like, \"oh, is school out today?\", which always leads to them wanting me to educate them on homeschooling.  I'll pass.<br><br>Okay, so, maybe I have some unresolved issues with people in general.  Bleh.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jodi aka so NOT cool | <a href=\"http://www.jodianderson.com\" title=\"http://www.jodianderson.com\">Homepage</a> | 09.25.08 - 2:02 pm | <a href=\"#89658\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89659\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=b8b71133abd43710c04de2a565e95b2d&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Just for the record, I did not use the word retard, I said socially retarded, there is a big difference. I'm just sayin.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Jam | <a href=\"http://thedoggydidit.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://thedoggydidit.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 09.25.08 - 2:09 pm | <a href=\"#89659\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89660\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><a href='http://shop.cafepress.com/humor_pregnancy_funny' rel='nofollow' target='_blank'>http://shop.cafepress.com/humor_...pregnancy_funny</a><br><br><br>scroll down until you see \"it\". LOL.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Meli | 09.25.08 - 2:18 pm | <a href=\"#89660\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89661\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=c88bc869fe6a569e04db60b042342b08&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Girl you crack me up!! Actually I do think they have those shirts!! LOL!! Pregnancy hormones?? Oops I hope I don't lose an eye for that one.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Misty Johnson | <a href=\"http://www.bryanandmisty.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.bryanandmisty.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 09.25.08 - 2:22 pm | <a href=\"#89661\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89666\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=53f5725a96d6adc6d88ff2dda09b9142&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />People should learn pregnant women are scary creatures.<br><br>I've been around a couple in my lifetime and I STILL have nightmares.<br><br>So uh...when are you due?  <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           slick | <a href=\"http://slicksumbich.com/\" title=\"http://slicksumbich.com/\">Homepage</a> | 09.25.08 - 5:39 pm | <a href=\"#89666\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89670\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d01ce81c46ae48bc2653e8d791354218&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />LMAO!! I am in your same boat! I cant handle when people think its okay to invade my personal space..<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Danielle | 09.26.08 - 7:41 am | <a href=\"#89670\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89678\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=8ccb546940f282ba40d69783f112972a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />It is so fucking retarded that these retards think it is appropriate to mess with you just because you're playing host to something feeding off of you for nine months.<br><br>Fucktards.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Chris | <a href=\"http://realmendontwatchamericanidol.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://realmendontwatchamericanidol.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 09.26.08 - 1:51 pm | <a href=\"#89678\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89681\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=006029ce00faa6a17918b15877972115&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Wow.<br><br>I'm tempted to put on a fake pregnancy belly just to get other chicks to touch me.<br><br>It's. Been. So. Long.<br><br>Maybe I should shave first.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           moooooog35 | <a href=\"http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 09.26.08 - 3:41 pm | <a href=\"#89681\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"89734\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Fun times, eh? The best is after baby is born, you've had 3 hours sleep, stuck in line at wal-mart with an old lady rubbing her germy hands all over your kid. Gotta love nosy people.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Nikki | 09.29.08 - 1:47 pm | <a href=\"#89734\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"91215\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=340d88d0df496a6034506ea01b9aa50c&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=X&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />i had an idiot argue with me that i was pregnant with twins<br><br>asshole: are you having twins?<br>me: no, there's just one<br>asshole: are you sure? you're huge<br>me (in the middle of a very busy airport yelling): so you're basically telling me i'm fat?! oh, so i'm shamu, a big fucking whale?!!!<br><br>i think i told a couple of inept morons i'd break their hand if they touched me again. i'm so not a nice pregnant lady.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           jennifer Quebedeaux | 12.03.08 - 5:56 pm | <a href=\"#91215\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 125px;\"><a href=\"http://www.offbeatguides.com/partner/12345/program/jskit104\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/offbeatguidesbanner.jpg\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/thedoggydidit/9109405088446852766/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='thedoggydidit' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='9109405088446852766' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");