I'm Batman, I demand reply!
Rog must have borrowed the boots from the strip instructor. He probably couldn't find his cleats under Sweaty Strip Man's bed this morning. I hate when that happens!
But what SIZE were his boots?
I don't believe it. I won't believe it. Well, okay, I believe it.
I hear those boots look really spiffy with army-green, shiny polyester capri pants! Ooh, but you have to tuck the pants into the boots.
Alternatively, you could wear them with a crotch-length hooker skirt. That'd be cool.
Jeremy - I believe his boots were size "GAY."
A man teach women how to be strippers? There's something wrong with this picture. Sure, a guy might tell a stripper what kind of moves to make, but what does he actually KNOW about working a pole? That class should be taught by either some 20 year old with huge implants and no IQ or some worn out chick that's been in the business like 50 years.
BTW, I had an ex-stripper working for me once that, no lie, had snaggle teeth, no figure, and looked like she'd been attacked. And she made good money. And we live in a large northern city so it's not like the pickings are slim or something.
Go figure.
The WWE shirt explains it all. Can't you see a bad guy pro wrestler wearing those boots for shock value?
P.S. You seem to be on a footwear posting trend. Are you trying to get f--t f-t-sh traffic? (I'm not spelling the words out; that'll only attract 'em.)
i think you're looking at the whole boot thing wrong. you keep saying that he's a man with yeti feet, this is incorrect. it is mostlikely that he is a yeti that someone shaved. clearly they needed his yeti furr, but could not let him tred through the snow barefoot. this explains the orange skin, because if a polar bear's skin can be black why can't a yeti be orange? upon comming across civilization he met a homosexual redneck who adorned him with the WWE shirt, gave him a gym membership, and named him roger. The yeti is an endangered creature much like the platypus (obviously just a ridiculous) and deserves are pity... but then again the platypus is poisionous, so i guess that makes them kinda cool.
Yetis are Himalayan.
I'm just sayin'.
(That rhymed)
My mom used to have boots like that she'd wear apres ski that I totally loved. Then again, most of my footwear fetish comes from my mother's collection of size 8 shoes which my size 5 feet could only dream of wearing. That, and it was the 1980's, when boots like this for apres ski were so trendy.
If the description of that guy didn't deserve an MS paint pictorial what does? Maybe boot man and stripper man dancing at the Pec Deck.
I'm thinkin' that any self-respecting gay man would laugh at those boots, too. Maybe more.
Polar bears live in the Arctic, not the Antarctic. Antractic = Penguins.
Holy shit, people - Yetis aren't real, either. Can we just pretend that they live in Antarctica along with some magical polar bears?
Freakin' lawyers.
How do you know that the Yeti didn't have some polar bear meat flown in from the ARCTIC???? Huh? Ya don't.
And this Yeti MOVED from the Himalayas. To be closer to his friends in ANTARCTICA.
Let's not focus on the tiny details here. I didn't write the entire backstory of the Yeti. I mean, I didn't even mention that he used to wear women's clothes, did I?
God.
What color was the Yeti? Do they dye the boots after or just search for pink Yeti's? I suspect the Fucia Yeti is VERY rare. 
THE YETI WAS WHITE. WHITE. HE WAS FREAKING WHITE. HE LIVES IN ANTARCTICA BECAUSE HATES THE HIMALAYAS, HE HAD POLAR BEAR MEAT FLOWN IN FROM THE ARCTIC BECAUSE HE LOVES THE TASTE, AND HE SOMETIMES DYES HIS FUR PINK BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY LIKE THAT.
wow, we have a THL melt down
Actually, having polar bear flown in is probably a bad idea too. Assuming yeti are mammals of some sort, they would likely get vitamin A poisoning from the polar bear meat.
OTOH, if he simply ate the polar bear meat until he went blind, that might explain his fashion choices.
Awesome.
(the post and ensuing meltdown)
You see the thing is that if there was a Yeti in Antarctica it would eat all the penguins, which would like totally disturb the whole ecosytem. And I think polar bears are endangered, so their meat probably isn't commercially available to be flown in.
Here's the thing, NITPICKERS:
This Yeti? He doesn't eat penguins, he's allergic to them.
And he has CONNECTIONS in the underground, illegal game of endangered MEAT IN A CAN.
Son of a bitch.
I've also had the sad experience of seeing a man wearing these boots. At first I was just staring at the ground, I see the boots...I glance a little higher. I see very thick calves. I think, "Damn, the girl's got some serious leg issues." I look up even further, it's a man! What the f@#k!?! So, your post rang true to me!
A spray on tan? Nut hugging shorts? A massive bench press? A WWE shirt? All brought together with some weird ass boots? This guy has got to have a career rolling around with other strangely dressed, overly tanned, sweaty men.
Or if it's not gay porn, I suppose he could be a professional wrestler.
i think you need to find another gym. the gyn you are going to now is not a gym. it's a theatre. you should still go there for entertainment
but you need someplace where you can work.
FWIW, the chick from the apprentice that I used to live next to had those in white.
and great tits
You are so funny. i just had to share your shoe posts with Manolo who runs http://manoloshoes.blogspot.com
Vince: Sure, a guy might tell a stripper what kind of moves to make, but what does he actually KNOW about working a pole?
I know a lot about working my pole. Since most men own one, I'd think that they'd know how to work it.
BTW, I had an ex-stripper working for me once that, no lie, had snaggle teeth, no figure, and looked like she'd been attacked.
Unrelated interesting side-story that I'm not going to tell right now. I tried to date a stripper once. Those women have serious issues. Even the ones that say they aren't "all hoed out." If you ever want your life to turn into a Quentin Tarantino movie, date a stripper.
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