I'm Batman, I demand reply!
She's Back! She's Back!
All is forgiven!
dum dum duuuuuuum!
Luv you back...
Quaker.
I really am sorry.
Wait, so the rooster hobo was a minor television star?
Yes, you might recognise him from such shows as Little House on the Prairie, and Bonanza. He's older.
Nice to see you again. You made us all feel a little OCD, checking THL when we knew it hadn't changed.
Dry Sack is sherry that is contained in (chosen after trying "comes in" and "is packaged in") a burlap sack.
Cockburn's is pronounced CO-burns, because as we say in the wine business, we don't even want to think about that other thing.
Now, free advice- don't be making any wacky promises to post. Just post when you feel like it, which is what you do anyway.
You had sex with Michael Landon??? It may not be my place to say anything, but well, he's...you know, dead.
Just wanted to let you know 'cause I hate it when guys keep stuff like that from me.
JC on a pogo stick, you're back. I load NewsGator daily, look down the list to "The Hot Librarian", and am thoroughly disappointed that the entry is unbolded and lacking a number in parens indicating new hilarity.
Regardless, you should not feel guilty, you should just never, ever, ever do it again. Even your posts about sheep & roosters & hobos (read: basically nothing) are exceedingly entertaining and worthy of the readership you've garnered. Garnered? Is that the right word?
Please write more funny shit.
Cheers.
No wonder he just laid there, Sandy! I was wondering what the hell was going on and why he kept crumbling into dust every time I touched him.
Tom! Write more funny shit? Yeah, no pressure or anything. :P
Oh, and thanks for the pronunciation tip, Wally. That could have gotten really embarrassing for me.
I'm glad you're OK.
Holy Antler Bug, Batman!
Yay! So happy you're back. 
once i was in the shower, showering as one does, and i didn't have my glasses because who wears glasses in the shower and so i bent down to move the little clump of hair from the corner of the tub and instead it was a moth.
i touched a gross quarter-sized moth.
naked.
Thank you Conlan and Anna.
Plink - seriously!
Miss K - AAAAAAA. AAAAAAAA.
Glad you're back. I was starting to worry that you had gone the course of many other good bloggers that I've come across only to have them quit blogging shortly thereafter.
Was it Gary Coleman? Did he say "whatchoo talkin' about THL?"
YAYYYYYYY!!! You're Back!! I haven't even read your post yet! I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!
Don't feel guilty, THL.
Unless you happen to discover the whereabouts of those moneybag throwing woodwork-dwellers.
Because in that case--if you had that information--the only thing that could possibly appease my wrath would be for you to divulge that location. To me. Only to me.
Welcome back.
YEAHHYYYY! YOUR BACCKKK! hahahaha. did you end up getting your laptop? i certainly hope so. hmm. i think its mighty talented to fuck sombody who turns to dust when you touch them. lmao. and i absolutley have worn my glasses in the shower. i do it quite often actually. and seriously? i want you to take tha pic in, because it seriously looks like a beatle spider crawled up the ass of that kid in the fall out boy video for sugar were going down swinging. i think you should get some dna tests. haha.
well im so glad your back! :D.
ily thl. bye.
We even get pictures on your first day back to work -- yeah!!! Thank you. You must have so many stories to tell. Tom, go write your own funny shit, and stop reading THL if you need only go look in the mirror to laugh. Read THL when you're feeling like funny shit.
Pulling out the hobo joke to try to get forgiveness doesn't work...
nice try...
while Hobo's are almost always funny... but not in "perhaps if I get them laughing with the Hobo joke switch..." they won't notice I was away for 5 years 3 months and 13 days...
not that anyone was counting...
i'm so happy you're back, you just don't even understand.
no. ucompleteme.
lol...
Thanks be to the sweet Christmas Baby Jesus! Good to know you're alive! Why do these large insects always appear when we're at our most vulnerable?
Curious. No one has requested the breast pictures yet. What gives? Well, I am glad you're both back. Life isn't Hell without you, but it isn't that little bit of Heaven with you gone, either.
Can I just say.... I want to live in your world x3 This is awesome and funny and, and as the interweb n00bs say, full of WIN and CAPSLOCK.
Where are you based? America? Who was the idiot on your last post who didn't know that JK Rowling was ffrom the UK and the currency is Pounds??
Looking forward to your next post x
I love you to thl amd welcome back my love.Missed you like crazy.
YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I am! Score!
welcome back, THL!
i've come out of lurking just to tell you how glad i am you've returned...
don't go disappearing again and i promise to stop reading without putting my two cents in.
-K
so i was laughing at myself as i was checking your blog tonight thinking "what am i doing... there's not gonna be anything new here"
good to see ya back!
That bug's cousin was walking across the top of my curtains this weekend. Mind you I wasn't nude when I saw it, but it was disturbing nonetheless. It is now inside the bag of my vacuum cleaner. I hope.
Please don't feel guilty, we're just glad you're back. I was concerned that something was wrong, is all.
Although, that bug definitely qualifies as something wrong...very very wrong.
Cheers!
Nice stuff. Hope you can add me to your link and i will do like wise. Cheers!1
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