Aye Carumba! Your writing is so good it feels like I was there... wait a second
Hey Cate, your voice is true to your spirit and makes your writing very interesting and exciting to read. I had a horrible trip too this holiday.
As this is your first entry on your new blog, I was determined to leave you a comment before I even started to read your letter. This meant that I could hardly concentrate on what you were saying because I was so wrapped up in thinking of the perfect first comment. When I got to the part about Shostakovich, I had this ridiculous idea that I would like to somehow work that into a comment using the term, "Shostakobitch," and once that occured to me the chance of any sensible remark vanished.
Welcome back to the "blogosphere" (I'm sorry -- totally unable to write that without scare quotes) my Cate, Kailin, TanTian.
mark my words, i would NEVER wish traveler's ill will toward any of my near and dear friends, HOWEVER, could this be our first hint that the transportation curse that has plagued my long and short journeys over the course of many years, may be ready for a new soul to inhabit?
let's ponder that while i go find some wood on which to knock.
welcome home,
josh
Yo, Shostakobitch!
I also bought him some Mendel, son.
I hope I did absorb your portion of bad luck and your trip here is a breeze! Dude, I can't wait to see you.
How the Grinch Married Pat Sajak and Got His Grinch Back
by the ghost of ODB
Bitches and Bustas betta recognize
the Grinch is back and it ain't no surprise.
He shat all up on yo' holiday
and you can thank Pat Sajak for his return to his grinchly ways.
Uh huh that's right, the kind Grinch was jacked (say what? Sa-jak'ed, Motherfuckers) by the dark prince of twilight and he seeded his methods all up in yo' eyes.
No sleep and no food in his whack ass ways, but you guys represented like those crazy-assed Who's on their crazy-assed Holiday.
Fuck the Roast-beast when y'all got each other and fuck crying babies when the airplane won't hover.
The Grinch and Pat Sajak tried to own you this year,
but you housed them without trying by spreading the cheer:
"Fuck American Airlines and fuck American West, those busted ass bitches won't leave us all wet. We'll dance on your graves and sleep on your ground while your greedy machines go on making their sounds
like
cate:
this entry has inspired me to thank Delta Airlines, who similarly made my holiday traveling special by ensuring that all their on-duty agents were total, unredeemable dickheads, ready - at a moments notice - to insult and humilate me through unnecessary security checks, reprimands etc.
thanks for the positive thinking, and keep up the good work.
loveLC
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