I can't believe you even have to ask.

Tiny Coconut
---I have "things"
Jane | Homepage | 09.26.04 - 5:13 pm | #

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*collapses exhausted on the floor*
Ambre | 09.26.04 - 10:31 pm | #

My latest sig is: "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. Send him home on 11/2." But that probably wouldn't be appropriate for work, now, would it? I can tell you this -- people either love it or hate it!
Sunshyn | Homepage | 09.27.04 - 4:29 pm | #

I like "There is no word, phrase, or saying so universal that I would wish to transmit it to everyone with whom I have contact each time I contact them."
Libby | 09.27.04 - 8:12 pm | #

I was going to suggest something boring like:
"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." -Booker T. Washington

But then if you are going for something funny... well... I'm going to have to think on it some more.
allison | Homepage | 09.28.04 - 4:03 pm | #

I go with the first suggestion, but with the proper emphasis "I *have* things!"
Paula | 09.28.04 - 10:20 pm | #

I've used this one:

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

But here are a few, if I'm allowed multiple suggestions:

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is
writing a book. -Marcus Tullius Cicero, statesman, orator and writer
(106-43 BCE)

and an other fave:
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do
and not doing it. -Mary Little

And finally:
Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm betting the fomatting on all this is going to be horrid. I did some cut and pasting...
Leila | 09.29.04 - 12:52 pm | #

Oh, it's "I *have* things?" Hmm. I think "I have *things*" is funnier. Maybe you should change your philosophy?
Jane | Homepage | 09.29.04 - 11:12 pm | #