I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.
w00t party this weekend!
I know! I can't wait!!! Friday night pool/hot-tub party in the Valley! Are Coleman's parents gonna be there?
brilliant....those ideas are BRILLIANT!!! Patent them within the next two weeks or I am stealing them. You know I'd do it...
Do I sense sarcasm? Whatever, cause I KNOW they're good ideas!
Captain's beds... aren't they the ones with built-in drawers? Have you ever left them open and fell into them?
I think the bed with a built in alarm is already invented. Sadly enough.
Fancy... who are you to crush Pat's dreams?? We all know that a bed like THAT hasn't been invented... and if it has, why haven't you bought one for Pat yet??
HOLY SHIT, that first idea is brilliant. I'm totally stealing that.
Wow Raph, that woulda been a good idea had I thought about it 12 years ago... I think I did leave them out by accident of few times, but I just stubbed my toes on them getting out of bed. And Fancy, there is NO WAY that the bed has been invented, at least not a tricked out one like mine. And IT'S ASHLEY!!! Ashley never comments! Actually, I just found out that Ashley isn't coming back to Newfoundland next year, which is really horrible, cause she was one of my best friends 
... but she has her reasons (which she will hopefully let me in on at some point), so I can't stay mad at her! I was thinking of doing a tribute to her on this thing... hmmm....
And no MacGregor. You're not. Know why? Cause I'll kill ya. That's why!
OK ashley, that came out as an "angry face" up there, but it was supposed to be a "sad face", so I'm just reassuring you that I'm NOT mad!
Oh the joys of being "internet angry" and "internet sad" when the damn faces get fucked up. haha!
Okay. I have to give Pat his dues on the first invention. I suggest you patent it ASAP. The second one, I admit not invented with all the cool hydraulics and kick ass gizmos like you described it. But Pat, seriously think about buying one of THESE!!
http://www.sonicalert.com/htm/clock.htm
You usually are in a comatose and sleep through your alarms. Hence your fines!
This will shake your pillow, and feel like someone slapped you in the face with a pillow. There is also a bigger one which you can place under your mattress and it actually SHAKES your mattress and who knows.. with enough power.. THROW YOU FROM THE BED LIKE A CATAPULT!
Fuck, I lost the link. But go to google and type "Built in Bed Alarms"
Or something of that nature.. WOOO!
How was the NKOTB?
If you made a tv with a remote beeper on it, I'd buy it. I'd say I'd buy 2 .. but then I'd have 2 remotes to lose. And that would get annoying. Unless you could PROGRAM the beep sound.
Imagine looking around for "La Cucharacha"!
OK Fancy, listen: Is it part of your personal vendetta to crush my dreams and aspirations for the future, or does it just happen? Next you're going to tell me that I can't grow up to be Batman. And actually, I just watch the cartoon yesterday! I wish I'd had a way to get it onto my compy before I had to send it back to you -- Aside: Fancy mailed me his sister's New Kids on the Block cartoon, and now she wants it back.
And hey Gill! I remember you from high school! You never spoke to me, or even looked in my general direction for that matter, but I assure you that I had a huge grade 10 crush on you. Well... not really. I'm lying. But I don't see why I couldn't have! 
But anyway, that customizable beep idea is great! I think I'd put the Benny Hill Show theme on there, so that I could do that whole shtick as I searched for the remote. If you don't remember what I mean by "the shtick", look it up and I'm sure it'll come to you.
Da-da-da doo doo da-da, da-da doo doo da-da, da-da doo doobie doobie doobie da!
Pat, nah it isn't my aspiration to crush your dreams. Just trying to keep other options open for you! But I hate to bring the bearer of bad news, but, you know as well as I do that you cannot be BATMAN! Matso is the one and only batman around here. Even you have to agree with me on this one. Maybe you can be a Toxic Crusader. Man, that show was so boss.
Sidenote: You can keep it until you put it on your computer then, if it makes you feel better! haha
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