I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.
if i dont get an invite to this party i will be exceedingly upset. considering i'm the hottest person like....ever.
ok Jessica Neil I assume. I know other Jess's, but I don't think they'd go so far as dubbing themselves "Hottest Person Ever"! Ya know... I'm pretty popular, so I know alot of Jess's... so you've gotta be specific. That's a big problem for me nowadays; all these Jess's trying to talk to me, and me being all confused and like "Which Jess are you? I'm so popular that I can't keep track of all you Jess's."
Seriously.
So back to the answer to the question: You are SO invited! And even if you're not Jess Neil, you're still invited. Just because you asked nicely. I think we should have a big house-warming party.. what do you think, my fellow tenants Coleman and Alisha? (And I guess Tony too... but not Alisha's brother. He hasn't earned the priviledge of me asking him questions yet.)
That's what you get for washing dishes. One of the many reasons I avoid doing that at all costs.
Yeah, well that's easy for you to say! You've got a dishwasher, a husband, and a baby, all of which you can force the workload upon. I imagine that there's nothing quite as fine as eating a meal off of plates washed by a product of your own body 
I'd go with styrofoam or paper plates.
OF COURSE its jess neil. like you said, who else would be confindent enough to dub themselves the "hottest person ever"? i have very high self esteem because my family cause me emotional distress on a regular basis. morbid i know, but true.
party will be fabulous. i will attend and bring a gift for the said apartment...
Pssssshht... you would, Fancy...
...not sure that that meant!
And Jess: BRING FRUITCAKE! Or Andre... Every party needs a fruitcake.
And if you're reading this Andre (which I highly doubt), I am so kidding!
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