I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.

Pat, that sounds like a techno remix of "Oh, when the saints go marching in."

As for bending over. Bending over is for suckers. You of all people I would expect to make some sort of garbage picking up device so you won't have to bend over. Say, maybe a robot? But if you dont have the will for that, just get a stick with a nail on it. Takes less effort that way.


Sounds more like a chorus to a song than a poem. I have an idea, we'll get piss loaded and finish writing a song for it. As for bending over, just watch out who is behind you, or just make sure there isn't a hole in the ass of your pants.


Earth loving Hippie..
heh heh just kidding. I'm in for the garbage thing. Just not in toronto, or I'd develop a hunchback. So much garbage..


Well sure, picking up garbage is a great idea... put as for fancys walking around with a nail covered stick idea. Well lets just face it, if that doesnt shout terrorist, I dont know what does.


Well, how many terrorists do you know go around picking up garbage with a stick with a nail in it? Unless you are an environmental fanatic. If you do have a stick with a nail on it and intend it for evil, I would expect a cop to shoot his ass in the ground.

I don't think you would be branded as a terrorist... maybe a Lord of the Rings loser with a staff, or maybe the next starwars kid.... who knows?


I agree Fancy! A robot is the answer for everything... except maybe "How to get over you irrational fear of robots", but even that's debatable.

Yeah Pete, that's what I was thinking too in terms up the song. But see, you write better songs while high and as you know, I just don't do that! Maybe we could do a collaborative effort, with you being high and me being drunk? But then that raises the problem of conflict of interest... since these two states of mind don't always work the best together. Maybe afterwards we could do-it-up with an agreed-upon activity that both the drunk and high alike can enjoy. Like Scrabble.

lol hey weren't you seen as the hippy-type back in the day? Mhen... whateva. Ok, since you're up for it, we'll do it! Just me and you: Pat and Gill against the world.. erm... for the world. Against garbage, I suppose.

haha well, I think it's safe to say that the stick-and-nail idea wouldn'y arouse too much suspicion, but on the other hand -- if we started picking up garbage with box-cutters...
Oh, he didn't just go there! Eep.

heh... "if you have a stick with a nail on it and intend it for evil"... that's a quote if there even was one.


Quote of the day, for sure! Well, I personally liked the debate Jay and I had with room 320 in burke. The saying "I'd Rather live in an oven," came up and it was hilarious.


Pat,

The only real people who write songs high are the flower children of the 60's such as jefferson airplane and the beatles, who I do believe were acid fanatics. I have devoted myself solely to drinking now, just as personal lifestyle preference, which in my opinon aids me in my amazing freestyle rap abilities which i will demonstrate at our next drinking extravaganza. Such an extravaganza can only take place at a house warming party fit for the likes of Usher, or some other pop sissy bag, but in this case, Coleman ______, Patrick ______, and respected housemates will have to put up with what we can throw on our pathetic financial situations.
And as to fancys nail on the stick idea, nails on sticks take out eyes, which will lead to world blindness, which will eventually lead to the rise of terrorism, or maybe the nail attached to the stick is used as a little extra extension used to press the button to detonate a hidden terrorist bomb.
Either way, i'm going to have to agree with Mr. Black on this matter, mainly due to the fact he has more common sense than you.
Kindest Regards Mr. ______
-Peter


Hi darlin, your comment always make my day so im truinng the favor.
yes, pick up garbage BOO to litterbugs intelligent comment etc etc
but also you're fabulous and that little poem fragment is a good one....i enjoy the reference to the biblical worshipping the golden calf story etc.
kisses


it's a nice thought... to try to clean up... if only everyone would listen.


Yeah, I know... Jay and Coleman used to have some pretty ridiculous conversations in our room. I think one was about how they would forcibly take over Paton College. I seem to remember discussions on sniper positioning and orders in which teams would strike different houses... oh those crazy youth.

And Pete: You are a fucking zoo! I think that you just out-Fancy'ed Fancy... But hey, good to hear that you don't smoke pot anymore!

Thanks Mads! You're drunk, aren't'cha? A compliment from you on any poetry I throw up on this thing is greatly appreciated

Fuck "everyone" Manda! It'll work with only a few! I've been pretty faithful with it at home in Newfoundland, but I'm in Montreal right now and I've got to admit -- it's a pretty daunting task here. I'm already the least trendy person in the city, so I figure walking around with trash can't make me any less trendy...




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